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DaDa is NOT dead!

Hint: I don't know French. I made the poem from pieces of this article: http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89ternuement That is why it's DaDa. The only original line in the poem is "Et j'aime manger du fromage," which means "I like to eat cheese."

http://www.freetranslation.com

"Éternuement"
By = Opus Van De Oplicter

L'éternuement est une expiration brusque et bruyante,
Semi-autonome ou involontaire réflexe par le nez,
Et la bouche provoqué par un mouvement subit et convulsif,
Et j'aime manger du fromage.

Il existe de nombreuses méthodes pour empêcher un éternuement,
En voici quelques unes sang...
Lever les yeux au ciel sans bouger la tête,
Chatouiller son palais avec sa langue!

Maintenir les yeux ouverts,
Plutôt que de se pincer le nez;
Regarder une lumière vive,
Serrer la racine du nez!

Il existe pour cela une méthode développée parmi les,
Dans le cadre de la lutte contre le sras et la toux;
Mais qui vaut pour la tuberculose,
Par transmission aérienne des éternuements ou de la toux!

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( 17 comments — Leave a comment )
drjon
Jun. 28th, 2006 10:48 pm (UTC)
Would you like a hankie?
fayanora
Jun. 28th, 2006 10:56 pm (UTC)
Do you know French or did you have to Google it? :-)
drjon
Jun. 28th, 2006 11:11 pm (UTC)
French? What?
fayanora
Jun. 28th, 2006 11:57 pm (UTC)
That poem, it's in French.
drjon
Jun. 29th, 2006 12:09 am (UTC)
Don't be ridiculous, I can't read French.
fayanora
Jul. 2nd, 2006 12:04 am (UTC)
Google some of the passages, then, and you'll find the source. It's a DaDaist piece. :-)
drjon
Jul. 2nd, 2006 12:30 am (UTC)
I'm googling it with my googlers now. And it's definitely not my Dada. Nor even my MaMa.

I think your head's broken. Maybe you sneezed too hard.
fayanora
Jul. 2nd, 2006 01:33 am (UTC)
*Sigh* I made the poem from pieces of this article:

http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89ternuement
drjon
Jul. 2nd, 2006 01:50 am (UTC)
And a beautiful poem it is, too.

Sure you don't want a hankie? I've got one here. It was my Dada's.
fayanora
Jul. 2nd, 2006 01:59 am (UTC)
No, I'm fine. :-)

BOOGER PIE!
justperverted
Jun. 29th, 2006 01:13 am (UTC)
How many of your readers speak Francais?
(Anonymous)
Jul. 2nd, 2006 12:04 am (UTC)
Hell, even *I* don't know French!
fayanora
Jul. 2nd, 2006 12:05 am (UTC)
That was me.
justperverted
Jul. 2nd, 2006 12:52 am (UTC)
That's why I wondered why you posted it.
fayanora
Jul. 2nd, 2006 01:34 am (UTC)
I made the poem from pieces of this article:

http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89ternuement
gkathellar
Jun. 30th, 2006 12:40 pm (UTC)
OMGROXXORZ!
fayanora
Jul. 2nd, 2006 12:12 am (UTC)
:-)
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