Dream last night with Harry Potter back at school and getting in a threesome.
I had a dream last night that I was Harry Potter, after killing Voldemort, and I came back to Hogwarts to complete my final year there. I don't remember the plot beyond that, as it was too complicated. Something about Umbridge becoming the new villain and trying to take over the school through a teacher who was secretly her daughter. Oddly, a giant muggle listening device disguised as a cell phone tower was sitting in plain view on the grounds, and nobody commented on it except Harry, who asked Hermione how a muggle listening device was supposed to work on the Hogwart's grounds, and she said something about it being shielded against magic. I think the teacher that was Umbridge's daughter was using polyjuice potion or something, because she changed appearance at one point in the dream.
Then, somehow, we ended up at Durmstrang, which was abandoned. There were several minutes of plot convolutions I've completely forgotten then, which ended somehow with two of the female students getting into bed naked together, and inviting Harry to join them. The last thing I remember before the alarm went off is Harry laying naked with these two naked girls in bed. And I can't even recall which girls they were. I hope for Harry's sake that at least one of them was Ginny.
I have no idea what brought this about, either. I haven't been reading any of the books, or watching any of the movies, lately. But it was pretty cool, especially the end. :-D