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Nothing but the Fnacts, Ma'am

I have coined a new word, BEHOLD ITS GLORY:

Fnact [fnakt] = n. A false fact done in a humorous style, that one can (if they have a brain) easily deduce is a joke. Etymology: from the words "fnord" and "fact." From the Latin "fnordus" and "factus."

An example of a fnact:

Random Fnact: The Indian (India Indian) mystical sound "Om" came - incidentally - from the misunderstanding a mentally deficient fakir had when chatting with a dyslexic cow. So we have a stupid fakir to blame for "Om." ;-)

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consortofvenus
May. 4th, 2006 03:26 pm (UTC)
Legend has it that the God of USA Law, soon after being called upon for the first time, underwent a sex change. In divine sex-exchange That Time of the Month is possible and optional.

This explains a few things.
fayanora
May. 4th, 2006 06:13 pm (UTC)
Random fnact: In 1865, the Goddess of State Rights was eating grapes when She looked at the USA and was so angered at what She saw that She choked on the grape and died of suffocation. When She fell, She landed on the Goddess of Liberty (who was sleeping soundly) and crushed Her windpipe.
consortofvenus
May. 4th, 2006 06:21 pm (UTC)
The Republicans? Infused with the spirit of chaos. "Direction? We dun need no direction!"
fayanora
May. 4th, 2006 09:35 pm (UTC)
Random fnact: Most Republicans have no souls, and are made of vinegar and cabbage.
consortofvenus
May. 5th, 2006 12:11 am (UTC)
The famous "I can't believe it's not butter" was created by the Gods. Brought forth to the south as a gift from Aries who lost a bet. A diabolical cult worked for months and months to raise the demon. The words used to summon the great evil are as follows: "Oh ye Democrats. I cannot believe ye are not Republican. No, seriously, my lord, I cannot."
fayanora
May. 5th, 2006 03:46 pm (UTC)
Elephants can play the trumpet with their buttholes, if given copious amounts of anal lube.
fayanora
May. 18th, 2006 05:38 pm (UTC)
Hiya
I put that in The Crappy Book of Bullshit (a Shoikinistic Discordian scripture), hope you don't mind.
consortofvenus
May. 18th, 2006 05:44 pm (UTC)
Re: Hiya
Nope, not at all.
consortofvenus
May. 18th, 2006 06:33 pm (UTC)
Re: Hiya
I signed in and got "Sorry, you are not allowed to edit this document."
fayanora
May. 19th, 2006 11:45 am (UTC)
Re: Hiya
Really? Hmm...
fayanora
May. 19th, 2006 11:47 am (UTC)
Re: Hiya
Oh yeah, that's the CBoBS. It's this one you can edit: http://www.writely.com/Edit.aspx?tab=publish&docid=bbjhbccksqwh9

I'm adding you to contributor list for the CBoBS now, as well.
fayanora
May. 19th, 2006 11:58 am (UTC)
CBoBS
Thou art now a contributor to the CBoBS.
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