- 00:45:56: Inspired by my recent ER trip http://j.mp/dGJybE
- 00:52:33: http://www.disinfo.com/2011/02/uk-court-bans-man-with-low-iq-from-having-sex/
- 00:58:15: Earlier today saw another adult - female this time - riding an adult-sized tricycle. AWESOME!
- 01:01:42: More geeky jokes: http://i.imgur.com/rNIkm.jpg
- 01:17:50: In light of this, my new fantasy is to magically kidnap Bush and drop him off in Switzerland: http://www.disinfo.com/?p=45754
- 01:20:51: Sarah Palin has no brain or heart. She is powered by moose blood and a dark, terrible, sinister will.
- 01:40:24: @waynecolvin You're not a failure!
- 01:41:02: Hey @waynecolvin = RT @Daffynitions Perfect: what you are if you’re nobody, since nobody’s perfect.
- 01:41:28: RT @Tao23 We're all clowns, especially the people who don't think they
- 01:41:59: .@Tao23 I don't wanna be a clown. Clowns are scary! *huddles in a corner*
- 01:47:08: @Tao23 :-D
- 02:44:58: @KatrinaTheLamia "Satanists respond: Sarah Palin is definetely not one of us. We have ethics, she doesn't."
- 02:48:08: Sarah Palin has yet to respond to accusations that she eats babies with A1 steak sauce, and makes a wine from infant blood.
- 02:50:24: Sarah Palin accused of being born in Russia. Palin has yet to produce proof she was born in the United States.
- 02:57:19: #nowplaying Abney Park "Until The Day You Die."
- 02:58:59: #idontunderstandwhy Sarah Palin refuses to respond to accusations of baby murder and of being the Beast of the Apocalypse.
- 03:09:49: From Twitter 02-06-2011 http://j.mp/emvPsY
- 03:33:08: I love apples, but I can only eat them if they're pre-sliced. Too much work, otherwise.
- 03:33:45: RT @Daffynitions Misery: not knowing what you want and killing yourself
to get it.
- 03:37:12: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8301100/Court-bans-man-with-low-IQ-from-having-sex.html
- 03:51:02: RT @TeleEroticist "You're not 19." "I am 19." "What year were you
born?" "1996" "Oh, OK." NOOOO!
- 04:33:52: Currently stimming from the sound of this silly "gravity tube" toy because I am THAT fucking bored.
- 04:36:21: Shaking the gravity tube before the thing inside moves down makes it sound like choking Donald Duck.
- 04:41:38: @genderbitch *Giggles* Glad to have given ye a bright moment. :-D
- 04:47:31: Go here to hear the gravity tube and the "choking Donald Duck" sound: http://fayanora.livejournal.com/857133.html
- 07:04:58: Why do these headlines keep saying "Christina Aguilera fluffs Super Bowl"? I didn't know the Super Bowl had a dick, or was in porn.
- 07:12:06: I'm so geeky, I thought the Super Bowl was a new cereal mascot, a bowl with superpowers.
- 07:13:11: #idontunderstandwhy the fuss over the #superbowl? If you want to see a bunch of sweaty men slapping each other's asses, there's porn 4 that.
- 07:14:25: #superbowl and American football in general = "Safe-for-work" gay porn for the supposedly heterosexual male.
- 07:15:22: Anyone who tweets about #superbowl likes gay porn.
- 07:16:29: Anyone who watches #superbowl wants to bone other men in the ass.
- 07:55:41: #nowplaying Seanan McGuire "Silent Hill." Awesome song!
- 08:14:33: #nowplaying "The Black Death" by Seanan McGuire. Upbeat song for such a gruesome topic. :-D
- 09:46:51: I want to KILL whoever decided that "backspace" randomly means "same as Back button"!!!!! #murderousrage #killkillkill #deathdeathdie
- 15:05:07: Tired of being sick! http://j.mp/eLTEji
- 16:30:04: More flash fiction, this one a bit longer. http://j.mp/eA5y5r
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