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Masturbate setting on showers

Comedian Jay Mohr once said that there's a setting on showers that women use to masturbate with. Which I believe. In fact, I found the masturbate setting on our showerhead, and it doesn't work on just women. I was using it to great effect. It had me down on my knees moaning and gasping in pleasurable glee. :-D Very fun, I'll remember to use that again sometime.

Chaotic Blessings;
---Fay

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fayanora
Sep. 16th, 2004 12:58 pm (UTC)
*LOL* Oh come on, you can't tell me you haven't done anything like that.

And it's not like the showerhead was touching anything. *Rolls eyes*

"AUUUGHH. YOU'VE COMPLETLEY PISSED ME OFF. X("

How's that any different from normal? Seems everything any of us does pisses you off. But I understand... it's because you're a teenager now, even if not officially. You'll grow out of it eventually.

Chaotic Blessings;
---Fay
capybyra
Apr. 22nd, 2013 03:24 pm (UTC)
For some folks- they'yd rather be pissed off as opposed to on.. .or in.
Giggles- "my" favorite shower accessory is the aluminum tube nozzle called a Showershot. I've had one since simply forever it seems.

And yeah- it can be used for several orifices.

Giving myself a deep "Tummy Washing" feels so nice and is healthy too. Not forgetting also the sight of meself in the mirror looking like a Prego Belly and feeling as if I "really" am in labor- or at least holding the HHH enema that used to be a common pre-birth event.

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