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Masturbate setting on showers

Comedian Jay Mohr once said that there's a setting on showers that women use to masturbate with. Which I believe. In fact, I found the masturbate setting on our showerhead, and it doesn't work on just women. I was using it to great effect. It had me down on my knees moaning and gasping in pleasurable glee. :-D Very fun, I'll remember to use that again sometime.

Chaotic Blessings;
---Fay

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fayanora
Sep. 15th, 2004 09:42 am (UTC)
Maybe in Europe they don't, but in America our showerheads have different holes the water comes out of. Just twist the head and water comes differently out of the different holes. Find the right one and have the water pressure at the right level, and it comes out in a massaging sort of fashion that feels like a blow job almost.

Love you;
---Fay
_raven03
Sep. 15th, 2004 07:18 pm (UTC)
TRISTAN! THAT'S DISGUSTING. DON'T DO THAT, DAMN IT! NOW I WONT BE ABLE TO SHOWER WITHOUTH THINKING OF THAT DISGUSTING SHIT, FUCKER.

AUUUGHH. YOU'VE COMPLETLEY PISSED ME OFF. X(
fayanora
Sep. 16th, 2004 12:58 pm (UTC)
*LOL* Oh come on, you can't tell me you haven't done anything like that.

And it's not like the showerhead was touching anything. *Rolls eyes*

"AUUUGHH. YOU'VE COMPLETLEY PISSED ME OFF. X("

How's that any different from normal? Seems everything any of us does pisses you off. But I understand... it's because you're a teenager now, even if not officially. You'll grow out of it eventually.

Chaotic Blessings;
---Fay
capybyra
Apr. 22nd, 2013 03:24 pm (UTC)
For some folks- they'yd rather be pissed off as opposed to on.. .or in.
Giggles- "my" favorite shower accessory is the aluminum tube nozzle called a Showershot. I've had one since simply forever it seems.

And yeah- it can be used for several orifices.

Giving myself a deep "Tummy Washing" feels so nice and is healthy too. Not forgetting also the sight of meself in the mirror looking like a Prego Belly and feeling as if I "really" am in labor- or at least holding the HHH enema that used to be a common pre-birth event.

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