George looked shiftily around, then whispered, "Of course not! I can't find their damned bugs. I just *know* they're recording my brain waves in my sleep, and getting video of me while I'm taking a crap. Do you have any idea how hard it is to wallpaper a bathroom with aluminum foil? But I'm tired of the government being aware of my bowel movements."
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