The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective (fayanora) wrote,
The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective
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Making nursery rhymes more disturbing

"Little Bunny Foo Foo"

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest.
Scooping up the field mice,
And chopping off their heads.

And along came a good fairy and she said:
"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice,
And chopping off their heads.

I'll give you three more chances.
And if you're not good,
I'll turn you into a ghoul!"
So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest.
Scooping up the field mice,
And chopping off their heads.

Along came the good fairy and she said:
"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice,
And chopping off their heads.

I'll give you two more chances.
And if you're not good,
I'll turn you into a ghoul!"
So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest.
Scooping up the field mice,
And chopping off their heads.

And along came a good fairy and she said:
"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice,
And bopping them on the head.

I'll give you one more chance.
And if you're not good,
I'll turn you into a ghoul!"
So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest.
Scooping up the field mice,
And chopping off their heads.

I gave you three chances to be good,
And you didn't behave.
And now, I'm going to turn you into a ghoul!"

POOF

So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Lurching through the forest,
Ignoring all the field mice
And groaning loudly, "Braaaains!"

The moral of this story is:

"Headless mice aren't good for your hare, ghoulfriend!"

Crossposted from http://fayanora.dreamwidth.org
Tags: creativity, disturbing stuff, funny, nursery rhymes, songs
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