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Making nursery rhymes more disturbing

"Little Bunny Foo Foo"

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest.
Scooping up the field mice,
And chopping off their heads.

And along came a good fairy and she said:
"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice,
And chopping off their heads.

I'll give you three more chances.
And if you're not good,
I'll turn you into a ghoul!"
So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest.
Scooping up the field mice,
And chopping off their heads.

Along came the good fairy and she said:
"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice,
And chopping off their heads.

I'll give you two more chances.
And if you're not good,
I'll turn you into a ghoul!"
So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest.
Scooping up the field mice,
And chopping off their heads.

And along came a good fairy and she said:
"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice,
And bopping them on the head.

I'll give you one more chance.
And if you're not good,
I'll turn you into a ghoul!"
So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest.
Scooping up the field mice,
And chopping off their heads.

I gave you three chances to be good,
And you didn't behave.
And now, I'm going to turn you into a ghoul!"

POOF

So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Lurching through the forest,
Ignoring all the field mice
And groaning loudly, "Braaaains!"

The moral of this story is:

"Headless mice aren't good for your hare, ghoulfriend!"

Crossposted from http://fayanora.dreamwidth.org

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arinwolfe
Nov. 28th, 2010 04:45 am (UTC)
HAH! briliant sounds like it may have had a little molly influence.
fayanora
Nov. 28th, 2010 04:46 am (UTC)
Oh, doubtless she was why we were singing Bunny Foo Foo on the way to Brooke's. :-D
lupagreenwolf
Nov. 28th, 2010 05:13 am (UTC)
*snerk* Adorable.
fayanora
Nov. 28th, 2010 05:15 am (UTC)
:-D
20splinters
Nov. 28th, 2010 11:52 pm (UTC)
Little faggy Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest
Picking up transvestites
And giving all of them head

Down came the good Drag Queen,
And she said
"Little faggy Foo Foo,
I don't wanna see you
Picking up transvestites
And giving all of them head

I'll give you 3 chances
And if you don't behave,
I'm going to turn you into a heterosexual!"


At least that's the alternate version I heard. (Well, it's actually something like "Haight-Ashbury district" instead of "through the forest," but I can't remember exactly what.) I hope I didn't offend.

- Troy

(Um, Wish's icon jumped in there somehow. Leaving it, because I'm sure he agrees.)
fayanora
Nov. 29th, 2010 06:05 am (UTC)
LOL! Hey, maybe they like being given head! :-D
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