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Me, pointing at something on the Internet, speaking to my brain: "See that, brain? You could not possibly come up with something weirder than that!"

My brain: "AHA! A challenger appears! *Ponders* Okay, how about this: Lieutenant Worf as an effeminate gay man in hair curlers and a dress, working as a hairdresser, saying "Today is a good day to dye!" and then going into a rendition of "I'm A Barbie Girl."

Me: " ... You win."

My brain: "HA! Damn straight I win. I can fart weirder things than that in my sleep."

It's becoming more and more clear all the time that I am an avatar of Eccentricia, Goddess of Weirdness and She Who Doth Created The Internet. Put perfectly normal stuff in, weirdness comes out. Put weirdness in, brain-breaking bizzaro-gasms of doom come out.

Crossposted from http://fayanora.dreamwidth.org

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inpotentia
Nov. 12th, 2010 08:12 am (UTC)
ROFLMAO! I so want to see that!
fayanora
Nov. 12th, 2010 08:23 am (UTC)
Me too!
erithianopius
Nov. 14th, 2010 08:12 am (UTC)
I like wierdness and eccentricity.

My brain takes everything and makes alien worlds, biology, or technology. Worldbuilding is my perseveration, so I take everything and make it into something alien. That is what comes out of my mind.

The other day, I heard the song (I don't know it's name) which goes "I'll stop the world and melt with you" and I immediately thought of the idea of a species which reproduces by mating every cell of it's body. Two individuals will "liquify", so that the cells of each individual make contact. The mating cells produce new cells. As the parent organisms reconstitute, the offspring emerges, self-assembling from the until then separate offspring cells.

fayanora
Nov. 14th, 2010 10:55 am (UTC)
Sounds like that's what the Changelings/Founders of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine might do, during The Blending. Or at least, when they do The Blending for reproduction purposes.
fayanora
Nov. 14th, 2010 10:56 am (UTC)
Also reminds me a little of one of my own species, the Harun. They can reproduce either the normal way, or from a single cell.
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