The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective (fayanora) wrote,
The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective

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My first ever "jake" (look for the definition here) was against a Jesus-freak marketing guru named Mike Enlow. Much hilarity was had with one of his staffers.

Here's what I said:

At 10:40 AM 06/24/2002 -0700, you wrote:
>Dear Bill,
> I was recently told by God that Mr. Enlow is Jesus the Christ come
>back to Earth. I have been preaching this Truth to my flock (I am a
>Shoikinistic Discordian pastor myself), and they have been as eager
>as me to recieve a blessing from Mr. Enlow. My flock is too poor to
>afford one of Mr. Enlow's seminars (recent budget cuts, you
>understand, as our church prepares for the End Days--the end of the
>world was discovered to be August 12th, since August has no
> But Bill, we were wondering if we could meet Mr. Enlow not to hear
>Him preach His gospel (which we know He will preach for free the day
>before Armageddon begins), but to recieve the blessing of being in
>His awesome presence. I know you must be one of His Disciples, so I
>was wondering if you could convince Mr. Enlow to bless us with His
>presence somewhere while we kneel in absolute awe and wonder. Some
>of my flock are frothing at the mouth for the chance to meet the
>Divine Mr. Enlow.
> I have faith that we shall be saved. Thank you, Apostle Bill.
>Blessed in Mr. Enlow's name;
>--Reverend Water-Nymph Nocturnal

This was the response I got:

Mike Enlow is not Jesus
Monday, June 24, 2002 8:08 PM
"Bill - MMIC Staff" <>
"Fayanora Ahnabahn" <>

Mike Enlow is a follower of the Lord Jesus Christ.
He is NOT Jesus Christ.

Mike's desire is for folks to know God through faith in the grace God has
revealed through Jesus Christ. That's the gospel he believes and teaches.

I am a follower of Jesus Christ--and a good friend of Mike Enlow's. He has
been a business mentor--but I am not his (Mike's) follower.

If you would like to know more about the gospel, please let me know.

Bill Nieporte

~ ~ ~

And I've looked up the guy today. Apparently he's retired, but still a nutbag and still spewing nutty garbage on Twitter ( @mikeenlow ) and on his website.

Crossposted from
Tags: discordian stuff, discordianism, jakes, mindfucks
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