The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective (fayanora) wrote,
The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective
fayanora

LOL

Don't know who to credit, there's like 1,000 different versions of this song:

Don't you ever laugh when a hearse goes by
For you may be the next to die
They wrap you up in a big white sheet
From your head down to your feet
They put you in a big black box
And cover you with dirt and rocks
All goes well for about a week
Then your coffin begins to leak
The worms crawl in the worms crawl out
The worms play picconle on your snout
They eat your eyes they eat your nose
They eat the jelly between your toes
Along comes a worm with rolling eyes
It crawls through your stomach and out your eyes
Your stomach turns a slimey green
And pus pours out like whipping cream
You spread it on a slice of bread
AND THATS WHAT YOU EAT WHEN YOU ARE DEAD.
Tags: dark humor, funny, macabre, songs
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