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  • 15:25 A permanent vacation! RT @TWlTTERWHALE: RT if you think I need a vacation #
  • 15:56 @alittlethought I am your new Prime Minister. My armies are set to conquer you. Soon I'll be queen. #
  • 16:08 RT @WTFWednesdayPic Honduras winners in World Cup, and
    female facial hair. moby.to/o5pz7j #
  • 16:18 RT @WTFWednesdayPic How Lady GaGa likes her meat. http://
    moby.to/ffv9xm #
  • 16:26 I pissed on a monkey because I'm sexy. RT @WTFWednesdayPic I took a crap on a piece of shit because I'm sexy. moby.to/wmt68i #
  • 18:40 Al Gore sexually assaulted a woman? You've got to be kidding me. Al needs 5 Viagra just to wake up in the morning, 5 more to get outta bed! #
  • 18:42 @paper_hand Oh, you mean President Vombaway, the first gay pagan Australian Aborigine Prime Minister? #
  • 18:43 RT @fark BEST.HEADLINE.EVER twitpic.com/1z9pyk #
  • 18:44 RT @WTFWednesdayPic Happy Birthday to @OmbreEclectique make a wish! moby.to/y17bml #
  • 18:47 @dantheshive If undamaged, it is resold. Otherwise cover torn off and sent to publisher. Books without covers are stolen goods. #
  • 18:47 RT @WTFWednesdayPic Is it possible to take Casual Friday too far? #NSFW moby.to/sb40by #
  • 18:48 RT @WTFWednesdayPic Let me hear you sing if you're ready for some #NSFW moby.to/wj4cj2 #
  • 18:48 RT @LoisPennycandy: "Imagine all the beauty of life, gone." Fuck you, @ABCWorldNews and @DrRichardBesser #
  • 18:49 RT @LoisPennycandy: Please RT that until @ABCWorldNews & @DrRichardBesser get that we still experience the "beauty of the world" while blind #
  • 18:53 AFA calling 10 year old Pride Grand Marshall child abuse j.mp/bzR1lr #
  • 18:55 @househesson Ask @paper_hand #
  • 18:58 @paper_hand What's the context on that whole "blind people can't see the beauty of the world" thing? #
  • 18:59 @paper_hand No no no! I have conquered you all with my army of cyborg velociraptors! The world is now called Faylantis. #
  • 18:59 RT @carlamatic Sign on a building across from Voodoo says "Keep Portland weird". Oh yes, please do! #
  • 19:00 @WTFWednesdayPic BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH! I DEMAND BRAIN BLEACH!!! #
  • 19:07 RT @WTFWednesdayPic She swears it smells great down there. #NSFW moby.to/vf9sej #
  • 19:07 RT @michellelprice: I wrote a story about a wildfire. The comments are about illegal immigration. Only in Arizona? yhoo.it/bGNslm #
  • 19:14 RT @TheSliverParty THInC (Trans Hormones — Informed Consent) alturl.com/6jqo #
  • 19:17 My army of Cylons riding cybernetically-enhanced sentient velociraptors is moving to conquer Washinton D.C.! MWAH HA HA HA!!! #
  • 19:18 RT @WTFWednesdayPic And you guys thought Bill Clinton was a pimp. moby.to/407nz5 #
  • 19:24 RT @SarahKSilverman I'm working on an invention for a toilet that whispers a robotic "yum" after each flush.
    #myshowiscancelled #
  • 19:26 @drjon Killed everyone in the company and nuked the wellhead? ;-) #
  • 19:27 @futuredirected *HUGS* Don't let the bullies make you feel too bad. #
  • 19:28 LOL! RT @WTFWednesdayPic Seriously folks I don't know anybody who uses these things anymore. moby.to/cq0ql0 #
  • 19:41 RT @WTFWednesdayPic Seriously folks I don't know anybody who uses these things anymore. moby.to/cq0ql0 #
  • 19:44 RT @FunnyFeminist Every time the US soccer team scores a goal, a conservative pundit cries. #
  • 19:45 Goddamn it, Twitterific, I am trying to catch up on old tweets! Stop pulling me back up to the top of the page! >:-( #
  • 19:48 I like that I can actually catch up on old tweets on Twitterific without hitting the "more" button on Twitter web. But fuck... #
  • 19:49 ...I get so tired of Twitterific shooting me to the top of the page every few seconds. #
  • 19:53 RT @ketrockwell: @HDonoho - for every view this photo gets, Yahoo will donate 1$ to schools in Haiti bit.ly/8XagEE #
  • 19:54 @progeer The rain god has not had any virgin sacrifices lately. He is understandably pissed. #
  • 19:56 Whole fuckton of motorcyclists just went tear-assing through the neighborhood. #
  • 19:59 @futuredirected Amen! War, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing! #
  • 20:00 @SquallyGirl *HUGS* #
  • 20:01 RT @WTFSexFacts A 14-year-old boy was arrested for taking a lost toddler by the hand to help her find her mother: bit.ly/ckuwZk #
  • 20:03 RT @drjon It behooves me to post these Words of Wisdom at this time: wso.williams.edu/~rcarson/lizards.html #
  • 20:25 @WTFWednesdayPic That's not a crop circle. #
  • 20:39 If I were God, I would cause @glennbeck , Carl Rove, and the people at AFA (among others) to die in horrible accidents. #
  • 20:40 RT @ebertchicago "If God had meant for us to be naked, we'd have been born that way." - Mark Twain #
  • 20:42 YAY! Futurama is back with new episodes! WOO HOO! #celebrate #brookedownloadthis #
  • 20:43 @alittlethought Hee hee. I was gonna say, "Maybe it's not that way outside the US." :-) #
  • 20:45 @househesson Wouldn't work. Primordial gods want virgins, and all those oil execs have slept with prostitutes. #
  • 20:45 #nowplaying "Until The Day You Die" by Abney Park #
  • 20:46 @GayMarriage What a doofus. Doesn't he realize a lot of gays also don't like anal sex? #
  • 20:46 @futuredirected Don't feed the trolls. Just block them. Take it from someone who used to be driven nuts by trolls. #
  • 20:47 !@BreakingNews Misread that at first as "Vuvuzela," was like "Those damned horn things have their own country now?" #
  • 20:49 RT @futuredirected The belief that we are free, and freedom is secured by the sacrifice of soldiers, are lies... j.mp/diERm4 #
  • 20:51 @jephjacques That's nothing. My sister has a dog almost bigger than she is, AND a haired chihuahua. #
  • 20:51 @dantheshive YAHOOOOOOO!!! #
  • 20:52 RT @Alyssa_Milano Can we all send @rosemcgowan big hugs please? We love you, Rose. #
  • 20:54 @futuredirected I've noticed. All for a flag burning pic. My reaction to that pic was: *shrug*. I don't like capitalism either... #
  • 20:55 !@futuredirected I hate that my value as a person in this society is determined by my usefulness as a worker. #
  • 20:56 Capitalism sucks. Economy fluctuates too much, and people who aren't suited to capitalism, like me, get crapped on. #
  • 20:57 Capitalism: "if you're too fucked in the head to be a good worker, or too creative & eccentric to do well with menial jobs, then fuck you." #
  • 20:58 With the level of technology and cooperation our world is capable of now, nobody should be hungry or homeless. #
  • 20:59 People go on about "survival of the fittest" & use it to excuse capitalism's dog-eat-dog attitude, forgetting that cooperation... #
  • 21:00 ...is the real reason humanity has done so well. The more we cooperate, the better we do. END CAPITALISM!!! #
  • 21:01 Angered at negative press, vuvuzela horns of secede from South Africa. :-) #
  • 21:05 Nicely sums up my feelings: j.mp/by3lcN #
  • 21:06 (except that it's the OLD-fangled ideas that I'd like to throw overboard, specifically capitalism.) #
  • 21:08 Hey @futuredirected, you might like my book "I'll Tell You No Lies." j.mp/bSL2A4 The main character is an alien, and... #
  • 21:09 ...her people's economy is like a cross between capitalism and communism. Nobody goes hungry or homeless there, & the gov't is reasonable. #
  • 21:10 Re: my book = the blurb is a little misleading. I wrote that book before I knew how big the universe really was & Publish America ignored it #
  • 21:11 ("it") being the huge gaping mistake that the universe is not, in fact, only about 10 galaxies big) #
  • 21:13 Publish America, I found out too late, is a glorified vanity press. They don't charge you to be published, but they don't care what U write #
  • 21:13 Speaking of writing, tomorrow I'm going to go to Panera, to hopefully do some writing. #
  • 21:32 @HDonoho I don't like wildfires either, but maybe God is mad at Arizona for their recent legislation legitimizing racial discrimination? #
  • 21:33 Arizona is on fire. I suspect God, who is a black lesbian with a hispanic wife, is pissed at them. #
  • 21:34 @genderbitch For the sake of planet Earth's survival, DON'T EAT THOSE SPICY WINGS!!! #
  • 21:36 I am now listening to super-sweet J-Pop. They should hand out free Life Alert bracelets with this music. :-D #
  • 21:42 I really wish Twitterific would supply us with "in reply to" links like Twitter Web does. So annoying trying to figger out context at times. #
  • 21:43 On my laptop, with nothing to do. I are bored. Can't do as many fun games on laptop as I can on my PC. :-( #
  • 21:44 I am your queen. ENTERTAIN ME! #
  • 21:44 LOL! Go @barackobama, go! i120.photobucket.com/albums/o180/rick_day/Funnies/macros/obamamcchrystal.jpg #
  • 21:46 If families were run like corporations: www.boingboing.net/images/993cb-nate---risky-management.png #
  • 21:50 This is the kind of music I'm listening to right now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3ClNZwGfrI #
  • 21:51 I favorited a YouTube video -- Berryz Koubou - Jingisukan (close-up ver.) youtu.be/v3ClNZwGfrI?a #
  • 21:55 When I'm Queen, any religious organization guilty of discrimination (by word or deed) against ppl 4 any reason won't have tax-exempt status #
  • 21:56 Thus, mormon church, Westboro Baptist, etc would have to shape up or lose tax exempt status. #
  • 22:01 o_O I've clicked on every tweet on display in Twitterific, they are all greyed out, yet Twitterific still says there are 9 new tweets. WTF? #
  • 22:11 I favorited a YouTube video -- Buffy vs Edward: Twilight Remixed -- [original version] youtu.be/RZwM3GvaTRM?a #
  • 22:18 A gun mounted in a helmet: www.picrandom.com/images/6a00d83542.jpg #
  • 22:19 For some reason, my Opera browser on my laptop is displaying checkmarks upside down. o_O #
  • 22:22 The sentiment is commendable, but having them be black could be viewed as racist: www.picrandom.com/images/6fmezslurq.jpg #
  • 22:23 (That last picture is NSFW, by the way.) #
  • 22:26 YouTube videos are to my poor laptop as a whole roast ox would be to the human stomach. :-( #
  • 22:27 I wonder if the UK has a Child Labour Party? #badforeignpoliticaljokes #
  • 22:28 Ah, cool air at last. Seriously, how can anyone stand temperatures above 68 degrees Fareignheit? (Or however you spell it.) #
  • 22:30 Fuck fahrenheit scale. I'm using celsius from now on. Because 26 C sounds more tolerable than 80 F, though they're the same. #
  • 22:31 That, and celsius is easier to spell. #
  • 22:31 Better yet, I'll use C for hot weather, and F for cold weather. :-D #
  • 22:33 Hot weather makes me wish I could live on New California, a colony in one of my scifi stories. #
  • 22:34 "New California" is a joke name, since the colony in question is so cold it makes Hoth look hospitible. The colonists live in heated pods. #
  • 22:37 So word on the web is that Microflaccid are making Internet Exploder 9. Whoop de frakking doo. #
  • 22:39 IE hasn't worked on my PC for many years. Brooke tells me this is bad, but I don't see how; updates still download & forcibly reboot my PC. #
  • 22:42 More about New California: humans have to live in climate-controlled pods. No breathable air, ice is mix of water and methane & other things #
  • 22:47 A knife fight with your sister over whether to use margarine or butter? o_O j.mp/cjkT1n #
  • 22:49 Charlie the Tuna promotes cannibalism! He is a bad influence! Think of the children!!!!!!!!! *flail* #
  • 22:51 I'd suggest feeding @glennbeck and his ilk to the hungry, but I wouldn't want to give them food poisoning. #
  • 22:52 How to make someone's head explode: put both "Honk if you love Jesus" & "Honk if you're horny" bumper stickers on your car. #
  • 22:59 Bad dog! No biscuit! RT @weirdnews Driving dog runs over his owner is.gd/d1yDY #
  • 23:01 Renewable resource idea: we should pay farmers to install cow butts with methane collectors. #
  • 23:06 George W. Bush is so stupid, he tried to snort Coke and got an ice cube stuck up his nose. #
  • 23:16 The truth about 9/11 = cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/911dummies.jpg #
  • 23:23 When salad danced for a particular kind of tree, it sang "Lettuce entertain yew"! #puns #
  • 23:50 NSFW, NSFL! puffdoggydaddy.livejournal.com/935730.html OMG, the comments! #
  • 23:53 @TeleEroticist You should get someone really into the phone sex, then just when they're bout to pop, say "I get my wizard hat & cape..." #
  • 00:00 I'm thinking about getting on Omegle and pretending to be an old person new to the internet. Y/N? #
  • 00:04 RT @alex: Theocracy in action: www.haveeru.com.mv/english/details/30855 #
  • 00:05 .@paper_hand The only people who still use IE are those who don't know how to download/install Firefox. #
  • 00:06 .@paper_hand Oh, and people who use library computers. #
  • 00:18 @tomselleck69 It's manbearpig! #
  • 00:21 Am I the only person who got bored with Dinosaur Comics a long damn time ago? #
  • 00:32 RT @PM_JuliaGillard: If I get 2000 followers by the time I get to bed tonight I'll reduce income tax by 1% #
  • 00:37 Actually, no. One, she's NOT pretty. Two, she's so dumb she makes Bush look like Einstein. i.imgur.com/wR9yH.jpg #
  • 00:45 "That's about as useful as a fur-covered butt plug." #braindroppings #mybrainisawesome #
  • 01:06 It's amazing how many aliens in Voyager fail to put buoy markers around their space then act surprised when noone knows it belongs to them. #
  • 01:21 Voyager ep has colony in an asteroid threatened by miners. Solution: strap an engine to it. "It's not an asteroid, it's a ship!" #
  • 01:42 I'm going to MURDER this cookie! I'm going to commit nomicide! #
  • 01:51 @alittlethought Just make sure the chairs in your chair porn aren't underage. #
  • 01:52 War of annoyance: vuvuzelas versus airhorns. #ponderments #
  • 01:54 All new tweets greyed out and now Twitterific says "21 new" *eyeroll.* #
  • 01:55 I has a pair of iPod earbuds! Now if I had an iPod to go with them... *gives y'all puppydog eyes* #
  • 01:59 I'm going 2 hell 4 laughing @ this: Woman dies after getting toilet brush stuck in her buttock tinyurl.com/2eebk65 via @TeleEroticist #
  • 02:03 This must be Jimmy Dean's house: farm2.static.flickr.com/1358/4725257387_aa9d53fbc6_o.jpg #funny #pictures #
  • 02:06 Warning! This picture is so cute you might go into a diabetic coma: farm2.static.flickr.com/1360/4725260257_9eafbc431d_b.jpg #
  • 02:08 RT @edyong209 I'd love to pretend working w/ 2 monitors is about efficiency, but really it makes me feel a bit like a cartoon supervillain #
  • 02:55 RT @alittlethought What if Prisoner Zero is really the Doctor? What if Amy is the TARDIS? What if River is the Doctor's next regeneration? #
  • 03:04 Villainy 101: don't lock the heroes in the same brig. Don't let them talk with each other. #
  • 03:06 Villainy 101: don't abuse your subordinates, they might turn on you. #
  • 03:09 The problem with deathbed confessions is what happens if you DON'T die. #
  • 03:28 I have a Last.fm app on my laptop now. Now I just have to wait for the thing that's supposed to tweet my loved tracks. (There's a lag) #
  • 03:32 The only thing I don't like about the Last.fm app is that there's no pause button. #
  • 03:34 @paper_hand Sometimes they're more valuable alive. #
  • 03:41 I favorited a YouTube video -- Emilie Autumn - Gothic Lolita youtu.be/vaFFgfhzNGg?a #
  • 03:58 Watching an old British TV show called Time Team. It's about archaeology. What I find neat is how post-holes can survive 1000s of years. #
  • 04:00 Well, that's not the only thing I find fascinating. But it's at the top of the list, as one of those things you wouldn't expect to last. #
  • 04:01 Also amazing how much history you can dig up in random towns in Britain. Like Roman walls in people's backyards. #
  • 04:09 Last.fm app: 1. I told you to quit, and you didn't 2. When I finally got you to quit, you crashed. WTF? #
  • 04:10 *sigh* Okay, Twitterific, the error is resolved. Take the goddamn error message off the top of the screen now. *facepalm* #
  • 04:11 Oh, now *that's* an interesting view. Just stumbled on a "fullscreen view" thing on Twitterific. #
  • 04:13 AHA! "Mark all tweets as read"! Strange missing new tweets problem solved! #
  • 04:15 Hurr durr, should have addressed Twitterrific problem tweets at @twitterrific #
  • 04:16 Hey @twitterrific, why are there no "in reply to" links on the Mac version? #
  • 04:17 Well there's the error message problem solved; it is moving down the list at last. #
  • 04:22 Very annoyed w/ laptop right now. Switching over to Opera browser is taking FOREVER. Sure, it goes over right away, but the menu bar doesn't #
  • 04:25 #todayilearned that Romans had glass technology, but not glass-blowing. Also learned that glass doesn't have to be blown. #
  • 04:26 #todayilearned that Romans had pretty sophisticated metal locks and keys, considering the era. #
  • 04:29 Dear laptop, why do you randomly take 5 minutes to do tasks that normally take you less than a second? #
  • 04:30 Gah, now I can't remember why I opened that tab... #
  • 04:34 Dear laptop: it's also very annoying when you do that spinny cursor for a minute or more and I haven't even clicked on anything. WTF? #
  • 05:10 Joss Whedon stole the idea for Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog from Dr. Phineas Waldorf Steel! www.doctorsteel.com/ #
  • 05:13 !@TeleEroticist Don't feed birds bread, it's junk food to them, no nutritional value and messes up their tummies. #
  • 05:30 Tis a shame The Doctor's "back in 5 min." was several years for Amy Pond. A child companion (and her guardian) would have been interesting. #
  • 05:33 LOL! RT @[audio] Onion Radio News For Kids onion.com/cOaRfN #
  • 05:33 Odd, I thought Doyle Redland was retiring. Glad to see he's still with The Onion. #
  • 05:35 @garethnelson yes, but he's lonely. #
  • 05:36 @garethnelson Well that's why the guardian would go with. #
  • 05:38 !@garethnelson So what you're saying is, The Doctor is a dirty old man> :-D #
  • 05:41 Okay, that > was supposed to be a ? #
  • 05:47 @Twitterrific YAY! #
  • 05:47 @Twitterrific Will version 4 still be compatible with Mac OS X 10.4? #
  • 05:58 Last tweet of the night. See you twerps tomorrow! #
  • 06:11 I hope River Song is Romana. #


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