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  • 15:25 A permanent vacation! RT @TWlTTERWHALE: RT if you think I need a vacation #
  • 15:56 @alittlethought I am your new Prime Minister. My armies are set to conquer you. Soon I'll be queen. #
  • 16:08 RT @WTFWednesdayPic Honduras winners in World Cup, and
    female facial hair. moby.to/o5pz7j #
  • 16:18 RT @WTFWednesdayPic How Lady GaGa likes her meat. http://
    moby.to/ffv9xm #
  • 16:26 I pissed on a monkey because I'm sexy. RT @WTFWednesdayPic I took a crap on a piece of shit because I'm sexy. moby.to/wmt68i #
  • 18:40 Al Gore sexually assaulted a woman? You've got to be kidding me. Al needs 5 Viagra just to wake up in the morning, 5 more to get outta bed! #
  • 18:42 @paper_hand Oh, you mean President Vombaway, the first gay pagan Australian Aborigine Prime Minister? #
  • 18:43 RT @fark BEST.HEADLINE.EVER twitpic.com/1z9pyk #
  • 18:44 RT @WTFWednesdayPic Happy Birthday to @OmbreEclectique make a wish! moby.to/y17bml #
  • 18:47 @dantheshive If undamaged, it is resold. Otherwise cover torn off and sent to publisher. Books without covers are stolen goods. #
  • 18:47 RT @WTFWednesdayPic Is it possible to take Casual Friday too far? #NSFW moby.to/sb40by #
  • 18:48 RT @WTFWednesdayPic Let me hear you sing if you're ready for some #NSFW moby.to/wj4cj2 #
  • 18:48 RT @LoisPennycandy: "Imagine all the beauty of life, gone." Fuck you, @ABCWorldNews and @DrRichardBesser #
  • 18:49 RT @LoisPennycandy: Please RT that until @ABCWorldNews & @DrRichardBesser get that we still experience the "beauty of the world" while blind #
  • 18:53 AFA calling 10 year old Pride Grand Marshall child abuse j.mp/bzR1lr #
  • 18:55 @househesson Ask @paper_hand #
  • 18:58 @paper_hand What's the context on that whole "blind people can't see the beauty of the world" thing? #
  • 18:59 @paper_hand No no no! I have conquered you all with my army of cyborg velociraptors! The world is now called Faylantis. #
  • 18:59 RT @carlamatic Sign on a building across from Voodoo says "Keep Portland weird". Oh yes, please do! #
  • 19:00 @WTFWednesdayPic BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH! I DEMAND BRAIN BLEACH!!! #
  • 19:07 RT @WTFWednesdayPic She swears it smells great down there. #NSFW moby.to/vf9sej #
  • 19:07 RT @michellelprice: I wrote a story about a wildfire. The comments are about illegal immigration. Only in Arizona? yhoo.it/bGNslm #
  • 19:14 RT @TheSliverParty THInC (Trans Hormones — Informed Consent) alturl.com/6jqo #
  • 19:17 My army of Cylons riding cybernetically-enhanced sentient velociraptors is moving to conquer Washinton D.C.! MWAH HA HA HA!!! #
  • 19:18 RT @WTFWednesdayPic And you guys thought Bill Clinton was a pimp. moby.to/407nz5 #
  • 19:24 RT @SarahKSilverman I'm working on an invention for a toilet that whispers a robotic "yum" after each flush.
    #myshowiscancelled #
  • 19:26 @drjon Killed everyone in the company and nuked the wellhead? ;-) #
  • 19:27 @futuredirected *HUGS* Don't let the bullies make you feel too bad. #
  • 19:28 LOL! RT @WTFWednesdayPic Seriously folks I don't know anybody who uses these things anymore. moby.to/cq0ql0 #
  • 19:41 RT @WTFWednesdayPic Seriously folks I don't know anybody who uses these things anymore. moby.to/cq0ql0 #
  • 19:44 RT @FunnyFeminist Every time the US soccer team scores a goal, a conservative pundit cries. #
  • 19:45 Goddamn it, Twitterific, I am trying to catch up on old tweets! Stop pulling me back up to the top of the page! >:-( #
  • 19:48 I like that I can actually catch up on old tweets on Twitterific without hitting the "more" button on Twitter web. But fuck... #
  • 19:49 ...I get so tired of Twitterific shooting me to the top of the page every few seconds. #
  • 19:53 RT @ketrockwell: @HDonoho - for every view this photo gets, Yahoo will donate 1$ to schools in Haiti bit.ly/8XagEE #
  • 19:54 @progeer The rain god has not had any virgin sacrifices lately. He is understandably pissed. #
  • 19:56 Whole fuckton of motorcyclists just went tear-assing through the neighborhood. #
  • 19:59 @futuredirected Amen! War, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing! #
  • 20:00 @SquallyGirl *HUGS* #
  • 20:01 RT @WTFSexFacts A 14-year-old boy was arrested for taking a lost toddler by the hand to help her find her mother: bit.ly/ckuwZk #
  • 20:03 RT @drjon It behooves me to post these Words of Wisdom at this time: wso.williams.edu/~rcarson/lizards.html #
  • 20:25 @WTFWednesdayPic That's not a crop circle. #
  • 20:39 If I were God, I would cause @glennbeck , Carl Rove, and the people at AFA (among others) to die in horrible accidents. #
  • 20:40 RT @ebertchicago "If God had meant for us to be naked, we'd have been born that way." - Mark Twain #
  • 20:42 YAY! Futurama is back with new episodes! WOO HOO! #celebrate #brookedownloadthis #
  • 20:43 @alittlethought Hee hee. I was gonna say, "Maybe it's not that way outside the US." :-) #
  • 20:45 @househesson Wouldn't work. Primordial gods want virgins, and all those oil execs have slept with prostitutes. #
  • 20:45 #nowplaying "Until The Day You Die" by Abney Park #
  • 20:46 @GayMarriage What a doofus. Doesn't he realize a lot of gays also don't like anal sex? #
  • 20:46 @futuredirected Don't feed the trolls. Just block them. Take it from someone who used to be driven nuts by trolls. #
  • 20:47 !@BreakingNews Misread that at first as "Vuvuzela," was like "Those damned horn things have their own country now?" #
  • 20:49 RT @futuredirected The belief that we are free, and freedom is secured by the sacrifice of soldiers, are lies... j.mp/diERm4 #
  • 20:51 @jephjacques That's nothing. My sister has a dog almost bigger than she is, AND a haired chihuahua. #
  • 20:51 @dantheshive YAHOOOOOOO!!! #
  • 20:52 RT @Alyssa_Milano Can we all send @rosemcgowan big hugs please? We love you, Rose. #
  • 20:54 @futuredirected I've noticed. All for a flag burning pic. My reaction to that pic was: *shrug*. I don't like capitalism either... #
  • 20:55 !@futuredirected I hate that my value as a person in this society is determined by my usefulness as a worker. #
  • 20:56 Capitalism sucks. Economy fluctuates too much, and people who aren't suited to capitalism, like me, get crapped on. #
  • 20:57 Capitalism: "if you're too fucked in the head to be a good worker, or too creative & eccentric to do well with menial jobs, then fuck you." #
  • 20:58 With the level of technology and cooperation our world is capable of now, nobody should be hungry or homeless. #
  • 20:59 People go on about "survival of the fittest" & use it to excuse capitalism's dog-eat-dog attitude, forgetting that cooperation... #
  • 21:00 ...is the real reason humanity has done so well. The more we cooperate, the better we do. END CAPITALISM!!! #
  • 21:01 Angered at negative press, vuvuzela horns of secede from South Africa. :-) #
  • 21:05 Nicely sums up my feelings: j.mp/by3lcN #
  • 21:06 (except that it's the OLD-fangled ideas that I'd like to throw overboard, specifically capitalism.) #
  • 21:08 Hey @futuredirected, you might like my book "I'll Tell You No Lies." j.mp/bSL2A4 The main character is an alien, and... #
  • 21:09 ...her people's economy is like a cross between capitalism and communism. Nobody goes hungry or homeless there, & the gov't is reasonable. #
  • 21:10 Re: my book = the blurb is a little misleading. I wrote that book before I knew how big the universe really was & Publish America ignored it #
  • 21:11 ("it") being the huge gaping mistake that the universe is not, in fact, only about 10 galaxies big) #
  • 21:13 Publish America, I found out too late, is a glorified vanity press. They don't charge you to be published, but they don't care what U write #
  • 21:13 Speaking of writing, tomorrow I'm going to go to Panera, to hopefully do some writing. #
  • 21:32 @HDonoho I don't like wildfires either, but maybe God is mad at Arizona for their recent legislation legitimizing racial discrimination? #
  • 21:33 Arizona is on fire. I suspect God, who is a black lesbian with a hispanic wife, is pissed at them. #
  • 21:34 @genderbitch For the sake of planet Earth's survival, DON'T EAT THOSE SPICY WINGS!!! #
  • 21:36 I am now listening to super-sweet J-Pop. They should hand out free Life Alert bracelets with this music. :-D #
  • 21:42 I really wish Twitterific would supply us with "in reply to" links like Twitter Web does. So annoying trying to figger out context at times. #
  • 21:43 On my laptop, with nothing to do. I are bored. Can't do as many fun games on laptop as I can on my PC. :-( #
  • 21:44 I am your queen. ENTERTAIN ME! #
  • 21:44 LOL! Go @barackobama, go! i120.photobucket.com/albums/o180/rick_day/Funnies/macros/obamamcchrystal.jpg #
  • 21:46 If families were run like corporations: www.boingboing.net/images/993cb-nate---risky-management.png #
  • 21:50 This is the kind of music I'm listening to right now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3ClNZwGfrI #
  • 21:51 I favorited a YouTube video -- Berryz Koubou - Jingisukan (close-up ver.) youtu.be/v3ClNZwGfrI?a #
  • 21:55 When I'm Queen, any religious organization guilty of discrimination (by word or deed) against ppl 4 any reason won't have tax-exempt status #
  • 21:56 Thus, mormon church, Westboro Baptist, etc would have to shape up or lose tax exempt status. #
  • 22:01 o_O I've clicked on every tweet on display in Twitterific, they are all greyed out, yet Twitterific still says there are 9 new tweets. WTF? #
  • 22:11 I favorited a YouTube video -- Buffy vs Edward: Twilight Remixed -- [original version] youtu.be/RZwM3GvaTRM?a #
  • 22:18 A gun mounted in a helmet: www.picrandom.com/images/6a00d83542.jpg #
  • 22:19 For some reason, my Opera browser on my laptop is displaying checkmarks upside down. o_O #
  • 22:22 The sentiment is commendable, but having them be black could be viewed as racist: www.picrandom.com/images/6fmezslurq.jpg #
  • 22:23 (That last picture is NSFW, by the way.) #
  • 22:26 YouTube videos are to my poor laptop as a whole roast ox would be to the human stomach. :-( #
  • 22:27 I wonder if the UK has a Child Labour Party? #badforeignpoliticaljokes #
  • 22:28 Ah, cool air at last. Seriously, how can anyone stand temperatures above 68 degrees Fareignheit? (Or however you spell it.) #
  • 22:30 Fuck fahrenheit scale. I'm using celsius from now on. Because 26 C sounds more tolerable than 80 F, though they're the same. #
  • 22:31 That, and celsius is easier to spell. #
  • 22:31 Better yet, I'll use C for hot weather, and F for cold weather. :-D #
  • 22:33 Hot weather makes me wish I could live on New California, a colony in one of my scifi stories. #
  • 22:34 "New California" is a joke name, since the colony in question is so cold it makes Hoth look hospitible. The colonists live in heated pods. #
  • 22:37 So word on the web is that Microflaccid are making Internet Exploder 9. Whoop de frakking doo. #
  • 22:39 IE hasn't worked on my PC for many years. Brooke tells me this is bad, but I don't see how; updates still download & forcibly reboot my PC. #
  • 22:42 More about New California: humans have to live in climate-controlled pods. No breathable air, ice is mix of water and methane & other things #
  • 22:47 A knife fight with your sister over whether to use margarine or butter? o_O j.mp/cjkT1n #
  • 22:49 Charlie the Tuna promotes cannibalism! He is a bad influence! Think of the children!!!!!!!!! *flail* #
  • 22:51 I'd suggest feeding @glennbeck and his ilk to the hungry, but I wouldn't want to give them food poisoning. #
  • 22:52 How to make someone's head explode: put both "Honk if you love Jesus" & "Honk if you're horny" bumper stickers on your car. #
  • 22:59 Bad dog! No biscuit! RT @weirdnews Driving dog runs over his owner is.gd/d1yDY #
  • 23:01 Renewable resource idea: we should pay farmers to install cow butts with methane collectors. #
  • 23:06 George W. Bush is so stupid, he tried to snort Coke and got an ice cube stuck up his nose. #
  • 23:16 The truth about 9/11 = cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/911dummies.jpg #
  • 23:23 When salad danced for a particular kind of tree, it sang "Lettuce entertain yew"! #puns #
  • 23:50 NSFW, NSFL! puffdoggydaddy.livejournal.com/935730.html OMG, the comments! #
  • 23:53 @TeleEroticist You should get someone really into the phone sex, then just when they're bout to pop, say "I get my wizard hat & cape..." #
  • 00:00 I'm thinking about getting on Omegle and pretending to be an old person new to the internet. Y/N? #
  • 00:04 RT @alex: Theocracy in action: www.haveeru.com.mv/english/details/30855 #
  • 00:05 .@paper_hand The only people who still use IE are those who don't know how to download/install Firefox. #
  • 00:06 .@paper_hand Oh, and people who use library computers. #
  • 00:18 @tomselleck69 It's manbearpig! #
  • 00:21 Am I the only person who got bored with Dinosaur Comics a long damn time ago? #
  • 00:32 RT @PM_JuliaGillard: If I get 2000 followers by the time I get to bed tonight I'll reduce income tax by 1% #
  • 00:37 Actually, no. One, she's NOT pretty. Two, she's so dumb she makes Bush look like Einstein. i.imgur.com/wR9yH.jpg #
  • 00:45 "That's about as useful as a fur-covered butt plug." #braindroppings #mybrainisawesome #
  • 01:06 It's amazing how many aliens in Voyager fail to put buoy markers around their space then act surprised when noone knows it belongs to them. #
  • 01:21 Voyager ep has colony in an asteroid threatened by miners. Solution: strap an engine to it. "It's not an asteroid, it's a ship!" #
  • 01:42 I'm going to MURDER this cookie! I'm going to commit nomicide! #
  • 01:51 @alittlethought Just make sure the chairs in your chair porn aren't underage. #
  • 01:52 War of annoyance: vuvuzelas versus airhorns. #ponderments #
  • 01:54 All new tweets greyed out and now Twitterific says "21 new" *eyeroll.* #
  • 01:55 I has a pair of iPod earbuds! Now if I had an iPod to go with them... *gives y'all puppydog eyes* #
  • 01:59 I'm going 2 hell 4 laughing @ this: Woman dies after getting toilet brush stuck in her buttock tinyurl.com/2eebk65 via @TeleEroticist #
  • 02:03 This must be Jimmy Dean's house: farm2.static.flickr.com/1358/4725257387_aa9d53fbc6_o.jpg #funny #pictures #
  • 02:06 Warning! This picture is so cute you might go into a diabetic coma: farm2.static.flickr.com/1360/4725260257_9eafbc431d_b.jpg #
  • 02:08 RT @edyong209 I'd love to pretend working w/ 2 monitors is about efficiency, but really it makes me feel a bit like a cartoon supervillain #
  • 02:55 RT @alittlethought What if Prisoner Zero is really the Doctor? What if Amy is the TARDIS? What if River is the Doctor's next regeneration? #
  • 03:04 Villainy 101: don't lock the heroes in the same brig. Don't let them talk with each other. #
  • 03:06 Villainy 101: don't abuse your subordinates, they might turn on you. #
  • 03:09 The problem with deathbed confessions is what happens if you DON'T die. #
  • 03:28 I have a Last.fm app on my laptop now. Now I just have to wait for the thing that's supposed to tweet my loved tracks. (There's a lag) #
  • 03:32 The only thing I don't like about the Last.fm app is that there's no pause button. #
  • 03:34 @paper_hand Sometimes they're more valuable alive. #
  • 03:41 I favorited a YouTube video -- Emilie Autumn - Gothic Lolita youtu.be/vaFFgfhzNGg?a #
  • 03:58 Watching an old British TV show called Time Team. It's about archaeology. What I find neat is how post-holes can survive 1000s of years. #
  • 04:00 Well, that's not the only thing I find fascinating. But it's at the top of the list, as one of those things you wouldn't expect to last. #
  • 04:01 Also amazing how much history you can dig up in random towns in Britain. Like Roman walls in people's backyards. #
  • 04:09 Last.fm app: 1. I told you to quit, and you didn't 2. When I finally got you to quit, you crashed. WTF? #
  • 04:10 *sigh* Okay, Twitterific, the error is resolved. Take the goddamn error message off the top of the screen now. *facepalm* #
  • 04:11 Oh, now *that's* an interesting view. Just stumbled on a "fullscreen view" thing on Twitterific. #
  • 04:13 AHA! "Mark all tweets as read"! Strange missing new tweets problem solved! #
  • 04:15 Hurr durr, should have addressed Twitterrific problem tweets at @twitterrific #
  • 04:16 Hey @twitterrific, why are there no "in reply to" links on the Mac version? #
  • 04:17 Well there's the error message problem solved; it is moving down the list at last. #
  • 04:22 Very annoyed w/ laptop right now. Switching over to Opera browser is taking FOREVER. Sure, it goes over right away, but the menu bar doesn't #
  • 04:25 #todayilearned that Romans had glass technology, but not glass-blowing. Also learned that glass doesn't have to be blown. #
  • 04:26 #todayilearned that Romans had pretty sophisticated metal locks and keys, considering the era. #
  • 04:29 Dear laptop, why do you randomly take 5 minutes to do tasks that normally take you less than a second? #
  • 04:30 Gah, now I can't remember why I opened that tab... #
  • 04:34 Dear laptop: it's also very annoying when you do that spinny cursor for a minute or more and I haven't even clicked on anything. WTF? #
  • 05:10 Joss Whedon stole the idea for Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog from Dr. Phineas Waldorf Steel! www.doctorsteel.com/ #
  • 05:13 !@TeleEroticist Don't feed birds bread, it's junk food to them, no nutritional value and messes up their tummies. #
  • 05:30 Tis a shame The Doctor's "back in 5 min." was several years for Amy Pond. A child companion (and her guardian) would have been interesting. #
  • 05:33 LOL! RT @[audio] Onion Radio News For Kids onion.com/cOaRfN #
  • 05:33 Odd, I thought Doyle Redland was retiring. Glad to see he's still with The Onion. #
  • 05:35 @garethnelson yes, but he's lonely. #
  • 05:36 @garethnelson Well that's why the guardian would go with. #
  • 05:38 !@garethnelson So what you're saying is, The Doctor is a dirty old man> :-D #
  • 05:41 Okay, that > was supposed to be a ? #
  • 05:47 @Twitterrific YAY! #
  • 05:47 @Twitterrific Will version 4 still be compatible with Mac OS X 10.4? #
  • 05:58 Last tweet of the night. See you twerps tomorrow! #
  • 06:11 I hope River Song is Romana. #


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kengr
Jun. 24th, 2010 06:50 pm (UTC)
# 21:55 When I'm Queen, any religious organization guilty of discrimination (by word or deed) against ppl 4 any reason won't have tax-exempt status #

Even discriminating on the basis of religion? And you get into real problems when the tenets of the religion require certain things.

The real problems come from them trying to impose their rules on folks who don't belong.

# 22:30 Fuck fahrenheit scale. I'm using celsius from now on. Because 26 C sounds more tolerable than 80 F, though they're the same. #

You mean Centigrade... (seriously, that's the official name)

# 23:01 Renewable resource idea: we should pay farmers to install cow butts with methane collectors. #

You haven't spent much time around cows, have you?

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