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  • 15:42 Um... @feministhulk ? What a strange Twitter feed! #
  • 16:05 If I ever have a girl child, I'm going to name her Eris. #
  • 16:57 Don't fear God's love, he hasn't gotten anyone pregnant in 2000 years. #
  • 17:02 News: 12 year old girl helps catch burglars by calling 911 & hiding under a blanket on top her bed with the burglar in the room. (2 b cont) #
  • 17:02 (cont) I am surprised that worked. How did that burglar fail to see she was under that blanket? Must've been a pretty stupid burglar. #
  • 17:04 @alittlethought Ugh, English muffins? |-P #
  • 17:06 Christianity: God impregnates Mary, she gives birth to @jesus, who is God. God is his own father. Conclusion: God fucked his own mother. #
  • 17:19 @quantim LOL yup #
  • 17:45 I knew someone who was such a tightass that when he farted, only dolphins could hear it! #
  • 18:48 News: Wal-Mart cutting iPhone price in half means Apple is going to come out with a new model. Me: Already? o_O? #
  • 18:49 My cell phone is 4 years old and still works fine. I don't understand these people who get a new phone ever 1 or 2 years. #
  • 19:33 !@delilahblue64 I'm constantly surprised at the rate at which time seems to go by. Seems like just a few months ago when Obama became Pres. #
  • 19:38 You know what I miss? Sobe's lone attempt at soda pop, Mister Green. That stuff was awesome! #
  • 19:56 @genderbitch www.egscomics.com/sketchbook/?date=2003-09-27 #
  • 22:03 Buffy, Twilight, and Anne Rice: making necrophilia cool. #
  • 23:15 I'm hoping this BP oil "spill" will at least make electric cars more popular via disgust. #
  • 23:31 Please someone tell me this is a joke! American Academy of Pediatrics would have doctors assisting female circumcision: j.mp/dzaS9t #
  • 02:57 Happy 19th birthday, Julianna Rose Mauriello! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julianna_Rose_Mauriello Pic: j.mp/chMKag #
  • 03:12 FUCKING GODDAMN LAPTOP YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO ASK "ARE YOU SURE?" WHEN I HIT THE GODDAMN SHORTCUT TO QUIT SINCE IT MIGHT BE AN ACCIDENT!!!! #
  • 03:13 ALSO WHY IS IT YOU NEVER REMEMBER TO LOG ME IN AUTOMATICALLY? I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO HIT THE FUCKING WAND EVERY GODDAMN TIME!!! #
  • 04:05 @alittlethought Thought 1: ??? Thought 2: The neighbors are selling themselves? I thought slavery was illegal? ;-) #
  • 04:35 o_O? notalwaysright.com/learn-your-acronyms-asap/5555 #
  • 04:38 *facepalm* notalwaysright.com/kosher-klash/5552 #
  • 04:56 @jephjacques Welcome to the wee hours, friend! #


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