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  • 16:24 @Liquidpandora Me too! #
  • 16:31 net connection is being weird again #
  • 17:14 Ever seen these big teenagers or 20-somethings who ride these tiny little kids' bikes? I'm going to call those pedalphiles from now on. #
  • 17:24 "Congrats, you're being sent on a 1st Contact mission. Gentle species, really affectionate, according to our allies. A sentient slime mold!" #
  • 17:27 If meteorologists study weather, what do you call people who study meteors? #
  • 17:28 Metaphorology = study of metaphors #newwords #
  • 17:30 "And the sentient slime molds greet people with a kiss." Later: "You never told me they'd slip us some tongue!" #
  • 17:31 @paper_hand Astronomers study all kinds of things. There are specialists in most sciences, why not meteor specialists? #
  • 17:33 It just struck me that in many ways, a society with fabrication machines and robots would resemble a slave economy, the machines like slaves #
  • 17:37 I thought of that because of the mining accident on the news. Decided Mindeodean uses remote-controlled robots to do mining. #
  • 17:51 This looks like a neat comic: Absolute Hot Sister - Ellen, My Absolute Hot Sister - www.absolutehotsister.com/ #
  • 17:55 Spirit Airlines is now charging $45 both ways (total of $90) for CARRY-ONS. I hope so many ppl boycott them that they go bankrupt #
  • 17:56 @jephjacques And it turns out that Dora is his long-lost twin sister, separated at birth? No, not yet. Give them a child first. :-D #
  • 18:04 .@Mad_Murray Thanks! I have an incest fetish, and I've been hoping Dora and Martin are siblings for a long time. :-D #
  • 18:05 Twitter and Gmail are the only sites working for me today, and even they're being slow and wonky. :-/ #
  • 18:06 If I ever get cheesy puffs again, I'll get some chopsticks and eat them with chopsticks so I don't get orange fingers. #
  • 18:11 Brooke said "magic" the other day and my brain free-associated the "Do you believe in magic" song. #
  • 18:11 If I ever took one of those free-association psych tests, it'd be my luck I'd start singing in response. #
  • 18:14 Instead of "Black." "White." "Sun." "Moon." , it'd be "Black." "*singing*Ebony and Ivory..." "Sun" "Hot day, summer in the city..." #
  • 18:21 I heard @yelling_bird raped a woodpecker and got a splinter. #
  • 18:21 The-the-the bird bird bird, the bird is the word... #
  • 18:23 Aww, www.absolutehotsister.com is now saying "Account suspended." :-( #
  • 18:23 @donttrythis Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. #
  • 18:23 @donttrythis Poker face and liquor slit. #
  • 18:24 .@donttrythis Liquor? I hardly know her! #
  • 18:26 If I based a webcomic off my life, it would be sooooo weird. I've thought of doing it, but not sure how to go about it. #
  • 18:28 At least I wouldn't have to be a great drawer. I draw really well on paper, but on computers, not so much. Maybe if I had a tablet. #
  • 18:31 Part of trying to base a webcomic off of my life is the logistics of how to characterize the other people in my head. #
  • 18:32 Darn, I just lost The Game again. #
  • 18:34 So do I give the others their own bodies in the comic? Or represent them as hallucinations? Or a shapeshifter? Or what? #
  • 18:35 Or do I just present all of us as our own individuals with our own bodies, not mentioning the multiplicity thing? #
  • 18:40 Massey Energy execs who ignored the 300+ safety violations should be charged with reckless endangerment, if not involuntary manslaughter. #
  • 18:42 Local sanitation worker finds a diamond ring in tons of sewage. "A real 'spensive beauty, buried deep in doody!" #
  • 18:43 I wasn't making up that last tweet. A sanitation worker in Tigard, Oregon, really DID find a diamond ring in sewage. #
  • 19:06 #nowplaying Wizards And Warriors www.imdb.com/title/tt0085113/ #
  • 19:10 @Liquidpandora Why, when it's so fun? :-D #
  • 19:32 @WTFSexFacts So Johnson liked flashing his johnson? #
  • 19:47 RT @WTFSexFacts RT if you had sex before the age of consent. #
  • 19:56 @WTFSexFacts I'd be interested to find out which country has the youngest age of consent. #
  • 19:58 @WTFSexFacts I know Mexico's age of consent is 12. I know a few others set at 12. I think Iceland's is 12 or 14. #
  • 20:03 The Colt 25 automatic is the wimpiest gun in the world. Its bullets have been known to bounce off leather coats. #
  • 20:09 @WTFSexFacts I lost my virginity when I was 9 or 10. #
  • 20:11 RT @mental_floss When Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her
    curds and whey, she was eating cottage cheese. #
  • 20:18 *singing* Some people want to abuse you... some people want to be abused */singing* #
  • 20:19 And of course, it was the Marilyn Manson cover of that song I was singing, not the original. #
  • 20:21 RT @comedybot Adults are always asking kids what they want to be
    when they grow up because they are looking for ideas. -Paula Poundstone #
  • 20:25 #nowplaying NCIS. Abby sure is hot in her Goth outfit. #
  • 20:32 Ask me anything formspring.me/Fayanora #
  • 20:41 @alittlethought Of course, she's hot anyway. :-) #
  • 20:52 Q:Who is the girl in your Twitter icon? A:Elle Fanning, an actress. formspring.me/Fayanora/q/402396179 #
  • 21:26 @paper_hand I think NCIS stands for No Clothing In Studio #
  • 21:28 Q:When did you figure out you were plural? A:I was talking on a LiveJournal community about how... formspring.me/Fayanora/q/402513360 #
  • 21:28 Q:if given the option to posses all the knowl... A:Yes. I would use my powers to conquer the w... formspring.me/Fayanora/q/402515562 #
  • 22:05 #nowplaying "V" #
  • 22:14 .@HDonoho They titled it "Lost" because if you watch it, you will be. #
  • 22:17 .@HDonoho Friend of a friend said she thinks the Lost island is Gilligan's Island, & weird stuff the result of The Professor trying 2 escape #
  • 22:53 JOHN MAY LIVES! #
  • 23:06 Local landlord owes the city water company $14K, so the city is turning off their water. Sure, punish the tenants for the landlord's fuckup! #
  • 23:07 Okay, they're setting up something so the tenants can still get water. Good. #
  • 23:41 RT @paper_hand American Humanist Association too controversial
    for ACLU? bit.ly/9qNIOv #
  • 00:51 RT @futureaware Sound Bullets Generated by Metamaterials for Killing
    Cancer Tumors or Submarines #future bit.ly/cPIVCv #
  • 02:25 Some of these books I would share with my kids. Then again, I'm weird: j.mp/cTkMky #
  • 02:54 @KatrinaTheLamia I had that problem with Facebook earlier. #
  • 02:55 @KatrinaTheLamia Only, it wasn't a new password. #
  • 04:40 @paper_hand It occurred to me earlier that being proud of the confederate flag is almost as bad as being proud of the nazi flag #
  • 05:14 "Buddha! Zeus! God! Somebody help me! Satan, you owe me!" #quotations #
  • 05:26 @ArrestRoveNow "Did u know that there's a million bucks hidden in the house next door?" "But there's no house (cont) tl.gd/p8blm #
  • 05:32 @ArrestRoveNow I can't take credit, that comes from the Principia Discordia: www.principiadiscordia.com #


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