The room was very quiet, the players he and she.
She says will it hurt, of course not he replies.
It's quite a simple process, now lay back and close your eyes.
As he pushed it in, and dug it deep, and pulled it out with force,
She screamed so loud and long, he thought she would go hoarse.
He tried gently to convince her, that it wouldn't hurt much more,
But as he pushed and pulled, she was getting mighty sore.
It was getting awfully painful, and tears rolled out her eyes
And she knew it was much bigger now, than its original size.
My it hurts so bad she said, his face nothing but a grin
Now open a little wider he said, so I can get it deeper in.
With one final push and pull, she gave a giant scream
Don't worry it's all over know, he said looking long and lean.
Now if you read this very carefully, it's a dentist you will find
and not what's been going on, in your dirty little mind.