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Pay increase

Via the_terrible:

A maid asked for a pay increase.

The lady of the house was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

Wife: Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?
Maria: Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase: The first is that I iron better than you...
Wife: Who said you iron better than I?
Maria: Your husband said so.
Wife: Oh.
Maria: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you...
Wife: Nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than I?
Maria: Your husband did.
Wife: Oh...?
Maria: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Wife: [really furious now] Did my husband say that as well?!
Maria: No, Señora... the gardener did.
Wife: So how much do you want?

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baron_waste
Mar. 24th, 2010 12:49 pm (UTC)

Do you know, it took me about thirty seconds to get that joke? I guess the 18th century was longer ago now than I'd realized…

ex_shirleyc
Apr. 4th, 2010 05:46 am (UTC)
LOL very nice ^_^
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