A maid asked for a pay increase.
The lady of the house was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
Wife: Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?
Maria: Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase: The first is that I iron better than you...
Wife: Who said you iron better than I?
Maria: Your husband said so.
Maria: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you...
Wife: Nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than I?
Maria: Your husband did.
Maria: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Wife: [really furious now] Did my husband say that as well?!
Maria: No, Señora... the gardener did.
Wife: So how much do you want?