The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective (fayanora) wrote,
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  • 15:38 .@househesson If Glenn Beck were a tool, he'd be half a broken pair of slip-joint pliers. #
  • 15:40 RT @WTFSexFacts Fisting is popular within the S&M community and with people who operate puppet shows. #
  • 15:46 RT @WTFSexFacts A survey found 25% of women want to try a
    "threesome". #WTFSexFacts #
  • 19:23 Fifty-nine tweets left and I'll be at 6660 tweets! Another 6 and it'll be 6666! #
  • 19:49 Brooke is making matza balls. Those poor matzas! :-( #
  • 19:49 @paper_hand BANG! #
  • 20:40 LOL! icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/funny-pictures-cat-grew-into-lion.jpg #
  • 21:46 The story of bottled water: j.mp/9FloIP via @boingboing #
  • 21:51 Reclaim the word "propaganda"! It simply means "advertising an idea." But it's developed a negative connotation. #
  • 22:04 RT @yeappyl Real news: Patrick Molesti attempts to buy a child online,
    people actually find this surprising. j.mp/bDqvzy #
  • 22:07 @paper_hand It's like a video game! We are in The Matrix! #
  • 22:11 From "Cosmos" TV series: "It aroused manty 8 year olds like myself to..." *giggles* #
  • 22:11 @paper_hand *HUGS* #
  • 23:13 You'll notice the word is CATatonic. #
  • 23:46 Fox staff is angry at @GlennBeck: j.mp/dxV0QB Includes a poll! #
  • 01:21 @alittlethought That would be awesome! :-D Unfortunetely, I don't have any magic tornados available. #
  • 01:30 Justin Bieber is Chuck Norris's bitch. #
  • 02:39 .@funnyhumour Boycott shampoo! Demand the real poo! #
  • 03:09 Q:Multi-part question! Suppose you were a sup... A:Don't know about the name, but my preferred... formspring.me/Fayanora/q/345212622 #
  • 03:17 Q:B) How did you get your power? A:Bitten by a radioactive Pop Tart. formspring.me/Fayanora/q/345219374 #
  • 03:18 Q:C) do you work alone or in a group? A:A group of people who combine like Voltron into a megas... formspring.me/Fayanora/q/345219968 #
  • 03:19 Q:D) do you have any special weaknesses? A:Chocolate gives me multiple orgasms for an hour stra... formspring.me/Fayanora/q/345221014 #
  • 03:34 Q:And last of all, E) do you maintain a secre... A:My secret identity is as a mild-mannered fo... formspring.me/Fayanora/q/345235832 #
  • 05:16 I sentence you to DEATH BY ORGASM! #
  • 05:22 Easter: The raising of a Divine zombie celebrated with egg-laying rabbits. #
  • 06:10 Hey @paper_hand, you'll like Pices on here: RT @TheOnion Your Horoscopes - Week Of March 23, 2010 onion.com/c2PXis #
  • 06:28 .@paper_hand A platypus would be perfect for Discordian Easter! #
  • 06:30 Discordian Easter: "& on this day we celebrate the day when The Almighty Platypus killed the Demigod Zombie with brightly colored eggs" #
  • 06:32 Discordian Easter, continued: "And this is why gays are sacred to us. Because The Almighty Platypus made Zombie Christ taste the rainbow" #
  • 06:36 I like The Easter Platypus soooo much more than The Easter Bunny. #
  • 06:37 Discordian Easter: While bringing Zombie Christ down with eggs, The Almighty Platypus made his killing blow with his poison spur. #
  • 06:41 RT @weirdnews Council cuts down 6,000 trees to deter kids form having
    sex in woods is.gd/aUhVZ #
  • 07:00 RT @discordianquote Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we
    could make it completely ridiculous. bit.ly/36vBmV #
  • 07:01 Guten nacht, mein tweeps! #


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