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  • 14:06 Eenie Meenie Chile beanie! #random #
  • 14:20 RT @yeoldgldnaplprs Breaking news: Republic of Bootystan replaces
    its currency with toilet paper, says "Toilet paper is worth more." #
  • 14:22 RT @yeoldgldnaplprs Also, help us think of a shorter Twitter name! "yogap" is taken. y_o_g_a_p is free but looks weird and is long. #
  • 14:22 RT @yeoldgldnaplprs We are, of course, Ye Olde Goldyn Appyl
    Presse. #
  • 14:27 RT @yeoldgldnaplprs Director Grecian Moangsty kills busload of
    schoolchildren with an axe, thousands demand his release. #
  • 14:41 What I don't get about Lent is, how are fish not meat? #
  • 14:42 "Fish" = "animal" therefore "fish flesh" = "meat" therefore "Lent" = "Eat fish" ??? #
  • 14:45 I think the world would be much improved if someone created a species of fish that tastes like bacon. #
  • 14:45 "You got fish in my pork!" "You got pork in my fish!" "OH NOEZ!" #
  • 14:56 Infographic about porn, NSFW: community.livejournal.com/randompictures/8415070.html #
  • 15:06 Apparently you can now rent videos on YouTube: chris.pirillo.com/rent-movies-from-youtube/ #
  • 15:08 @househesson Indeed. #
  • 15:31 From @boingboing: 16% of Americans believe in the "evil eye" bit.ly/9uvlpi | I can use this info to help TAKE OVER THE WORLD! #
  • 15:52 @paper_hand o_O #
  • 15:52 I wonder if Catholic Inuit can still eat seal during Lent? #
  • 16:03 @paper_hand LOL #
  • 16:10 Want to get your kids into debt before they turn 18? Kwedit.com can help! kwedit.com/ #
  • 16:14 @Liquidpandora Eggs aren't aborted chickens, they're closer to chicken menses. #
  • 16:17 Much weird news is here: www.modemac.com/cgi-bin/wiki.pl/2010-03-04 #
  • 16:20 Bollywood child actor too young to watch his own movie (which would, by American standards, probably be rated G.) is.gd/9Ian7 #
  • 16:24 The Bollywood thing perplexes me. "Adult" Bollywood films? HA! In America the same film would be G or PG, no doubt. #
  • 16:25 It's amusing, too, because I'm pretty sure Bollywood has never made a single film any other country would consider even PG-13 worthy. #
  • 16:25 With the possible exception of Muslim countries. #
  • 16:26 @WTFSexFacts Everyone knows Batman and Robin were gay lovers. #
  • 16:40 @MrsStephenFry No man's gone before? You mean you and Stephen don't... you know... ? #
  • 16:41 Talk about your bad luck: Haitians move to Chile after quake, survive Chile quake. news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8549069.stm #
  • 16:48 @StopBeck nope #
  • 16:48 @Liquidpandora paper_hand beat you to that. :-) #
  • 17:03 @WTFSexFacts Is there a special term to explain cakefarts.com? #
  • 17:10 @alittlethought Activate the CONE OF SILENCE!!! #
  • 17:16 Q. How are Catholic churches and black holes similar? A. Both have lots of mass! #
  • 17:17 o_O RT @WTFSexFacts Elvira: Mistress of the Dark had to go to hospital
    and have stitches after losing her virginity to singer Tom Jones. #
  • 17:17 .@WTFSexFacts What, is Tom Jones a Klingon? #
  • 17:35 10 unexpected online user behaviors to look out for: is.gd/9Ioi6 #
  • 17:53 Crossover fanfic idea: The Hutts versus the Slitheen #
  • 17:59 1. Cut off Chewbacca's arms.
    2. Wookie, ma! No hands! #
  • 18:03 Apparently Malin Reitan's "Malin Jul" album is a Christmas album. Christmas songs sung by a child in Norweigan. #
  • 18:04 And apparently the current song is a version of "Santa Claus is Coming To Town" called "Julenissen kommer i kveld" #
  • 18:09 Dear Editor, I am writing to complain about your magazine "Jugs" for false advertisement, as it is not actually about ceramic containers. #
  • 18:09 That last tweet was a joke, by the way. #
  • 18:10 #TweetsIDGAFabout = Anything tagged " Justin Bieber " or #JonasBrothersAre #
  • 18:11 The name " Joni " pronounced with a Scandinavian accent. #naughty #funny #
  • 18:12 " Glade jul " apparently = "Silent Night." #
  • 18:13 Scandanavian " jul " brings new meaning to "Christmas in July." #youlie #
  • 18:47 Yes you are. Welcome to the club! RT @marigoldfarmer am I weird for thinking this is cute bit.ly/dkTDgg #
  • 18:48 This is a Thursday, so why are Twitter and LJ being so dull today? #
  • 18:53 You say "The world will end in 2012" like that's a bad thing... #
  • 18:54 If I were a mad scientist I would either create an Education Ray, a Common Sense Ray, or a Kill All Humans Ray. #
  • 19:08 You're right, @genderbitch: bring up the issue of transfolk in any conventional online hangout and MASSIVE WANK ensues. #
  • 19:09 @CorinaBecker What happened, dear? #
  • 19:11 A message to all the people: Thou art God. #
  • 19:12 @CorinaBecker Thank goodness my parents were lazy and clueless about computer workings when I lived with them. #
  • 19:13 @CorinaBecker Eesh. Sucks. #
  • 19:16 @drjon Such filth! Wash out your mouth with soap right now, young man! ;-) #
  • 21:18 Ethical Congress? HA! #
  • 21:22 This is the creepiest frakking dog I have ever seen: is.gd/9J4j5 #
  • 21:24 KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! is.gd/9J4j5 #
  • 21:27 Why would anyone in this day & age make a ship that looks like the Titanic? Are they BEGGING for Poseidon to sink it? is.gd/9J50L #
  • 21:53 From super-sweet Norweigan pop to grindy nu-metal. I can has balanced musical meal? :-D #
  • 00:06 #letsbereal, #MeWithoutYouIsLike Justin Bieber, #itsnotcool! #
  • 00:37 @paralleldreams When the Google Chrome OS comes out, that will have to be redone. :-) #
  • 02:01 Would a device designed to break the communion wafers and wine glasses at a certain Catholic ceremony be a weapon of Mass destruction? #
  • 02:02 I gave up loaning money for Lent. #
  • 02:21 Crossover fanfic idea: those telepaths the Shadows (Babylon 5) modified to control computers versus the Borg. WHO WOULD WIN? #
  • 02:22 For that matter, Stargate's Replicators versus The Borg. In that case, I'd bet on the Replicators. #
  • 02:23 Oh Gods help us if Stargate's Replicators ever figured out how to work Star Trek replicator technology. *Shudders* #
  • 02:24 Vorlon planet-destroyer ships versus the Borg. #whowouldwin #
  • 02:26 The Empire's Death Star versus The Borg. #whowouldwin #
  • 02:27 Can you imagine Starfleet having to replicate old-fashioned bullet-ammo'd guns in order to fight the Stargate-verse Replicators? #
  • 02:28 "Replicator" = A term that will give a geek either a joygasm or spasms of terror, depending on the fandom. #
  • 02:32 Holodeck, holoband hangout #placesiwannahavesex #
  • 03:24 @StopBeck You might want to follow @disinfo, I think it's right up your alley. #
  • 03:33 RT @WTFSexFacts It takes 9.06 hours of sex to burn off 6 'Chicken
    McNuggets'. #WTFSexFacts O-o #
  • 04:12 RT @agent139 Do Kinder People Have an Evolutionary Advantage?
    ow.ly/1erud via @EmergentOrder (via @VenessaMiemis) #
  • 04:37 RT @BoingBoing IHOP ad from 1969 will melt your brain bit.ly/cqTPg0 #


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