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  • 12:40 Going to human services, library, and grocery stores today. #
  • 16:50 @KatrinaTheLamia What, your secret plans to assassinate Glenn Beck? ;-) #
  • 16:50 @paper_hand Clothing bothers me a lot, so sleeping naked is the only time I'm really comfortable. #
  • 16:59 @paper_hand I dunno. Sometimes my clothes don't bother me at all, but usually I'm twitchy to some degree, especially around the neck area. #
  • 17:00 @paper_hand Aside from being trans, having low-cut blouses on feels better than t-shirts since the edge isn't bugging my neck. #
  • 17:01 @techn0ccult Are they trying to say that crack babies are a myth? #
  • 17:02 Sometimes I wish I were a regenerator like Wolverine, if only so I could keep selling my kidneys on the black market. #
  • 17:21 @alittlethought Although Brooke pointed out some problems: what's to keep the donated organ from growing into a whole new person? #
  • 17:23 @alittlethought There's also this scary thing to consider: "You have cancer. Regenerator cancer. Meaning we can't kill it all." #
  • 18:06 RT @BadPhilosophy: If virtue is knowledge, and knowledge is power, and power corrupts, then... OMG! Virtue corrupts! #
  • 18:26 RT @evilgrins I've just moved into my new flat and directly below me is a cop station. It would appear that I'm above the law. #
  • 18:30 I wonder if the Haitian earthquake somehow triggered the earthquake in Chile. #
  • 18:56 RT @BoingBoing Dinosaur-eating snake will rock your world http://
    bit.ly/991ptU #
  • 19:02 @paper_hand IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD THEN!!! #
  • 19:08 @alittlethought Sure, I'll have make-up sex with you. What were we fighting about? :-D #
  • 19:15 @alittlethought @paper_hand Make-up Ménage à trois? #
  • 19:16 How is it we had 3 full rolls of toilet paper last night and now we have none? #
  • 19:17 Unless Michael or Lilla bring back some toilet paper soon, I'll have to forgo pooping for a few days until I can buy some myself. #
  • 19:17 @paper_hand Toilet paper gnomes, eh? :-D #
  • 19:18 @paper_hand You bring the condoms, I'll bring the lube. #
  • 19:19 PayPal said it'd take 3 business days for that $$$ someone donated to me to get into my bank account, but there it is already! I CAN HAS TP! #
  • 19:20 @paper_hand LOL! Underpants gnomes? What do they do? #
  • 19:20 @paper_hand Is that anything like the creatures that steal single socks from the drier? #
  • 19:21 @paper_hand Guest in the apartment. #
  • 19:21 RT @futureaware 3D Printer Creates Fully Articulate Metal Robot
    Figures (Video) #future bit.ly/bzdRRB #
  • 19:22 I looked in the drier today and saw that creature Shatner saw on the wing of that plane. :-D #
  • 19:23 @paper_hand It's all a plot to take over the world, one set of bloomers at a time. #
  • 19:24 BRB everyone, going to get some more food for the toilet paper gnomes. #
  • 20:23 @Pearlsheep Rarely get donations, unfortunately, but this one was a huge one! $120 donation! #
  • 20:24 If being silly earned people money, I'd be a multi-billionaire by now. #
  • 20:37 @drjon How'd you do those upside-down e's? #
  • 20:37 RT @drjon !@SSBxoxo Like this: "Bə Vəwy Vəwy Quiət--I'm Hunting
    Snərks..." #
  • 20:38 RT @WTFSexFacts Isn't it ironic when homophobes use computers to abuse when the computer was invented by a gay man? #
  • 20:48 RT @disinfo Criticising GM Crops May Land You In Jail bit.ly/aFSv0P #
  • 20:51 Q. How are basketball players like toddlers? A. They run around in their shorts, dribbling! #
  • 20:53 I like my women like I like my wine: 100 years old and served in a flute. #braindroppings #
  • 20:53 Well duh! RT @CNN Survey: More Americans get news from Internet than
    newspapers or radio. on.cnn.com/bWI0G7 #
  • 21:22 @StopBeck I can't believe that bullshit hasn't gone the way of the dinosaurs yet. #
  • 21:42 Does a devout Christian mathematician look for a sine from God? #
  • 21:56 "Childhood obesity linked to heart disease" No shit, Sherlock! #
  • 21:57 "So the one cup of these two girls has a chocolate confection in it?" "No. Shit, Sherlock!" #
  • 22:04 @tomselleck69 Did you ride to work on a 'raptor, too? Ah, I fondly remember the 'Raptor Xpress. #
  • 22:06 Steampunk internet: program from 1 babbage engine sent to another by morse code. Program plugged in at other end, it's a cat macro. #
  • 22:07 @paper_hand And if stupidity paid money, the government would never be in debt ever again. Especially after one more Republican President. #
  • 22:08 If we could harness stupidity for electric power, we'd never need fossil fuels ever again! #
  • 22:09 I hope to live to see the headline "Glenn Beck committed to mental institution." #
  • 22:10 @paper_hand I believe in the pi in the sky. #
  • 22:12 @tomselleck69 Or was that before your time? I know the raptors started eating people & they had to switch to brontosaurs. #
  • 22:15 Dear young-Earth creationists: intelligent recall, eh? So dinosaurs were God's Toyota, then? #
  • 22:15 Also, is my soul still under warranty? I think I need a tune-up. #
  • 22:16 New feminist slogan: Women need men like fish need Toyotas! #
  • 22:18 Is fish oil from a coelacanth considered a fossil fuel? :-D #
  • 22:19 Women need men like Toyotas need a bicycle? #
  • 22:26 "There are plenty of fish in the ocean." But I *tried* using bait and tackle to catch women, and that didn't work! Nor for men. #
  • 22:27 He was so stupid, he thought bait and tackle meant dropping his trousers and getting on his football pads. #
  • 22:29 I need 100 tons of packing peanuts; I have a styrofoam elephant to feed! #
  • 22:31 LOL! "Bad Days" demotivational poster, NSFW: pics.livejournal.com/maevele/pic/0001z42z/ #
  • 22:34 RT @techn0ccult Skinput turns your arm into a touchscreen bit.ly/
    ardaUa #
  • 22:43 Awkward is... ...being a porn director and your sister shows up as one of the actresses. #
  • 22:53 Even more awkward: you're a porn star, and you find out your female opposite is your sister. #
  • 22:55 God to recall humans, says "No matter how hard I slam on the brakes, they just won't stop!" #
  • 23:41 @jephjacques Tai and Hanners, OTP! #
  • 23:47 @S_daVanport Aha! So YOU are this daVanport person! Much is explained! #
  • 23:59 Gay people in the US come out of the closet. Gay people in the UK come out of the wardrobe. #
  • 00:00 Scientists discover booze that doesn't give you a hangover: technoccult.net/?p=9937 #
  • 00:05 The statue of me should be 20 feet tall and made of alabaster, onyx, sapphires, rubies, and platinum. Put it in front of the White House. #
  • 00:06 Me, go into politics? I dunno if I can lie, cheat, and steal enough to do well at that. #
  • 00:07 !@paper_hand I was told women love sucking on worms. Seems it was a lie. They also don't like cobras in their slacks. #
  • 00:10 @paper_hand Why? #
  • 00:12 @paper_hand :-D #
  • 00:22 @paper_hand Oh, LOL! I thought that was a retweet. #
  • 00:24 LOL! Axe Cop comic is written by a 5 year old, drawn by his 29 year old brother: axecop.com/index.php/acepisodes/read/episode_1 #
  • 00:30 Seriously cracking up over Axe Cop comic. Comic GENIUS! axecop.com/index.php/acepisodes/read/episode_1 #
  • 00:33 *Dies from laughter* #
  • 03:46 @Hazumuchan It would still be awkward, though. Unless it wasn't. :-) #


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