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  • 15:24 @alittlethought Indeed, that's where the money is, in blasphemy. #
  • 15:42 RT @Doc_Loki It's funny - no, wait... it's infuriating because it's true:
    digs.by/1Vcz #
  • 15:44 RT @techn0ccult Zen Meditation: Thicker Brains Fend Off Pain http://
    bit.ly/cjPzK2 #
  • 15:45 I've been using manual RTs lately because the push-button ones don't get shipped to my LJ by LoudTwitter. #
  • 15:48 I dreamed last night that it was snowing outside and I was walking around naked in it. #
  • 15:55 #ReTweetThis www.petakillsanimals.com/ #
  • 16:19 Weird. RT @BoingBoing Yes, I'll honor the f---ing embargo bit.ly/aIcIAK #
  • 16:26 NSFW!!! www.mobliving.com/blog/2162 NSFW!!! #
  • 16:30 "Killer whale" is a misnomer. They were originally called "whale killers" because they're known to hunt porpoises and dolphins. #
  • 16:31 The real name for "killer whales" is "orcas." #
  • 16:45 Someone on LJ said, "GM's Killing the HUMMER?!!! But that's the only thing capable of stopping Toyotas!" #
  • 16:47 LOL! Even China knows the Hummer shouldn't be made anymore. #
  • 17:02 @alittlethought "She." #
  • 17:10 People are doing Follow Friday already? Is it Friday somewhere else in the world already? My computer says it's Thursday. #
  • 17:12 RT @wired "You’ve discovered the secret of Avatar!" in networked bacteria: bit.ly/9xyGMl #
  • 17:16 It's a good thing age of consent isn't based on mental age, or fucking me would get you on the sex-offender registry. :-D #
  • 17:17 @alittlethought What about in Kansas? :-D #
  • 17:23 @alittlethought I've never been much of a fan of candy, except chocolate. I also like Werther's. I was more of a chips and dip sort. #
  • 17:23 @alittlethought Also, if someone had asked me to help look for their lost dog (another common ploy), I'd have declined. I don't like dogs. #
  • 17:26 Can you hear me now? LOL c0573862.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/1/0/128/190819/parabol-1.jpg #
  • 17:27 @alittlethought Arr, matey. You are a pirate! is.gd/9clZu #
  • 17:31 I hear they're going to bring back LazyTown, with a new Stephanie. My vote is for Viivi13. is.gd/9cmAV (She knows English too) #
  • 17:31 @alittlethought A fellow fan of LazyTown, are you? #
  • 17:32 For some reason, signing in to YouTube on Opera doesn't stick. I have to use Firefox to comment, favorite, etc. #
  • 17:32 (Well, I suppose Chrome would work too.) #
  • 17:35 @alittlethought Yup. USA. It's a stereotypical common approach for the fabled serial molester. Dunno how much truth there is to it. #
  • 17:36 @alittlethought You can find episodes on YouTube. They usually come in 3 parts on YouTube since they're unofficial. #
  • 17:37 @alittlethought (Meaning they're not supposed to be on YouTube, but people keep putting them up anyway.) #
  • 18:04 A whale's trainer died? I wasn't aware whales wore shoes. *snickers* #toosoon #
  • 18:05 I know, I know, I'm terrible. :-) #
  • 18:08 Good news: You get to meet God in person! Bad news: God is a 12-foot tall, 15-foot wide black widow spider. #
  • 18:08 I found Jesus! He was picking oranges in California until the INS took him away. #
  • 18:11 Awww, so sweet to see mama giving her babies a piggy-back ride: is.gd/9cv3o #
  • 18:15 @CorinaBecker Puck that. #
  • 18:17 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? #
  • 18:23 @househesson "This is the 3rd trainer killed this week, Mr Cain." "Looks like," *Puts on sunglasses* "it was done on porpoise." *YAAAAAAAA* #
  • 18:24 "This is the 3rd trainer killed this week, Mr Cain." "Looks like," *Puts on sunglasses* "it was done on porpoise." *YAAAAAAAA* #
  • 18:35 I gave in and did one of these: www.formspring.me/Fayanora #
  • 18:41 I made my Horatio Caine joke into a funny picture! is.gd/9cBuA #
  • 19:31 Walter Koenig's son committed suicide. :-( is.gd/9cLYu #
  • 20:10 @alittlethought I'm incorrigible! #
  • 20:11 @neilhimself What a font of information. :-D #
  • 20:19 @alittlethought Too cold, too hot, or just right? #
  • 20:23 "Exploding brain syndrome" a rare sleep disorder: is.gd/9cWo2 #
  • 20:29 RT @Jablair51 Ugh. One of my Facebook friends just joined the Cause
    "Put Christ Back in Schools". Why do they hate America so much? #
  • 20:46 @alittlethought *singing* Pour some sugar on me...*/singing* #
  • 21:46 Support Twitter Pagans and Witches, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - bit.ly/2epSoy #
  • 22:05 RT @jesus I am going to destroy this taco and nobody will be able to
    rebuild it. #
  • 22:12 @paper_hand Thanks! And this time, Twibbon didn't shrink it! #
  • 22:13 I can't believe I'd been using the same icon here for so long. I think I'll change it every so often. Maybe the background, too. #
  • 22:14 @paper_hand Those performance enhancing drugs make one HORNY! #
  • 22:19 RT @yeoldgldnaplprs Breaking news: Officials for the Global Sex
    Olympics disqualify "pole" vaulter Dick Sharpe for illegal use of Viagra. #
  • 22:20 RT @paper_hand Damn, those are some horny atheletes! RT @lordriffington Good lord. bit.ly/9p1xad (Emergency shipments of condoms?) #
  • 22:22 !@barackobama, if I were U I'd say "Fuck what the Republicans want. They ignored us during Bush's reign of terror." Turnabout is fair play. #
  • 22:22 @paper_hand Makes one wonder what exactly "pole" vaulting is supposed to be, doesn't it? #
  • 22:37 RT @WTFSexFacts Do Ball Jointed Dolls spell the end for Barbie? bit.ly/aHgeYA #
  • 22:38 Oy! Trillian still displays my old Twitter icon when I post. Probably just needs a restart. #
  • 22:52 I think maybe I'll try for a new Twitter icon every day. #
  • 23:07 @jimgaffigan Goblins take the good pens. They eat ink. #
  • 23:14 @alittlethought You got fired, or what? #
  • 23:26 @alittlethought So you're still technically working for the place you quit from? #
  • 23:30 @alittlethought Wow. What'd you quit for? #
  • 23:35 @alittlethought Ah. #
  • 00:33 @paper_hand *Turns green* #
  • 00:36 @paper_hand :-P #
  • 00:40 Always remember capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse. #
  • 00:41 NSFW! Orca cock! i45.tinypic.com/2i2bjmu.jpg #
  • 00:52 @GaryJBusey Go back to the late 1800s, early 1900s. It used to have cocaine in it then. Hence the name Coca Cola. #
  • 01:29 !@funnyhumour Earlier someone found the body of a double-amputee, murdered. No suspects. Police are stumped. #
  • 01:37 One of life's great ironies: the more you try to protect your kids from all dangers, the more you hurt them in the long run. #
  • 01:38 RT @funnyhumour I phoned the 'amputation helpline' earlier today... I
    got cut off #
  • 02:19 Steampunk weaponry! I want an aether oscillator! is.gd/9dX7o #
  • 02:20 I'll take 20 death rays, an Unnatural Selector, & a few crates of aether oscillators for my army of recruits from the Island of Dr. Moreau. #
  • 02:24 @alittlethought LOL! I see you're using that shortener that turns innocent urls into suspicious URLs. :-D #
  • 02:31 @alittlethought Indeed. #
  • 03:06 Credit cards are made of failmantium. Jon Stewart is made of winmantium. Video! is.gd/9e4uw #
  • 03:24 Pics of over 100 flavors of Kit Kat, courtesy of @boingboing: is.gd/9e5IE #
  • 03:35 Google gets hit with 3 anti-trust complaints. is.gd/9e7w4 Not surprising, given that they've got their fingers in everything. #
  • 03:35 Yes, Google even has its fingers in your girlfriend. #
  • 03:42 RT @Hazumuchan been watching Olympics 2 much. But can't help it; if u put women in skin tight outfits in front of me, I'm GONNA watch it!:-P #
  • 03:53 @Pearlsheep Thanks! #
  • 03:54 @Liquidpandora What a cutie! #
  • 03:54 RT @Liquidpandora @Fayanora my cousin's daughter looks a little
    disturbingly like Mardi Gras Stephanie - twitpic.com/15e02m #
  • 04:10 Technology and a couple wii-motes improves the one-man band to awesomeness! is.gd/9egae #
  • 04:24 @alittlethought Yes, and her name is Bubba. And she thinks you have a perty mouth. :-D #
  • 04:31 BWAH HA HA HA!!! RT @drjon "By Popular Demand": an AWESOME complaint letter jnoble.net/site/A_letter_to_AGL.html via @crankybear #
  • 05:10 @paper_hand XD #
  • 05:10 RT @paper_hand @Fayanora Damn, I shouldn't read your tweets
    while eating! Nearly spit out my cereal on that one ^_^ #
  • 05:13 @paper_hand So you're saying Google has its fingers in you? :-D #
  • 05:16 @paper_hand And it will turn out that your sister got pregnant from @alittlethought's dad, & will demand he pay child support. #
  • 05:20 @paper_hand You didn't really answer my question! Yes, twas I. :-D #
  • 05:25 @paper_hand Silly me! #
  • 05:28 @paper_hand I did, I just didn't catch the whole thing. #
  • 05:28 Now have my Formspring thing set up to tweet and Facebook my answers. So ASK ME QUESTIONS ALREADY! :-) #
  • 05:35 @paper_hand Then we find out a bombshell as @alittlethought reveals that she's really five midgets inside of a human-looking Muppet. #
  • 05:40 @paper_hand But the joke was on her because she *really* killed my good twin (I'm the evil twin) Juanita, who just got back from France. #
  • 05:40 RT @paper_hand @Fayanora And then suddenly you show up, after
    we'd all thought you were dead and reveal that she'd tried to kill you! #
  • 05:41 Hilarious comic by @oatmeal = divisibleby0.com/murder/ #
  • 05:44 RT @oatmeal = 10 reasons to avoid talking on the phone bit.ly/dskRE9 #
  • 05:45 (A friend of mine and I do #8 on Instant Messenger a lot) #
  • 05:46 Also, when someone says they're going to sign off and don't, even if I want to keep talking with them part of me is like "so sign off!" #
  • 05:47 RT @discordianquote Instead of getting married again, I think I'll just
    find a woman I don't like & give her a house. bit.ly/bYDXrB #
  • 05:51 RT @paper_hand But it turns out that the midgets-in-a-muppet were an imposter & the REAL @alittlethought is my daughter from the future! #
  • 05:53 !@paper_hand (Incest FTW!) At which point we discover by accident your secret shame: you're a secret Twilight fan! #
  • 05:57 RT @paper_hand @Fayanora NOOO!!!! I thought no one would
    ever ... I mean, that's absurd! Twilight fan? Me? #
  • 06:03 RT @modemac 2010-02-26: * United States Senate extends the Patriot
    Act...again: bit.ly/drEvg #
  • 06:04 The link in the last tweet includes such gems as goat rapists being forced to marry the goat they raped, & life-saving breast implants. #
  • 06:08 BWAH HA HA HA HA!!! pics.livejournal.com/cadhla/pic/0000kk94 #
  • 06:18 Rule 34 strikes again: Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends porn! (NSFW, NSFB) pics.livejournal.com/allah_sulu/pic/0025a0cz #
  • 06:19 OMG! Bloo has 2 dicks!?!? o_O #
  • 06:24 Years ago I was watching "Foster's Home" & it struck me that if imaginary friends became real, & adults could make them, the world would... #
  • 06:25 ...be completely altered. So I started a story about how the world would look if humans had always had that power. #
  • 06:26 @paper_hand I FORBID IT! (Besides, weren't you going to work? I are confused now.) #
  • 06:27 @paper_hand Ah. #
  • 06:43 #FollowFriday @paper_hand @alittlethought @WTFsexfacts @dystopia2009 @funnyhumour #
  • 06:43 #FollowFriday Political! @stopbeck #
  • 06:46 #FollowFriday #FF @paper_hand @alittlethought @WTFsexfacts @stopbeck @dystopia2009 @funnyhumour @evilgrins #
  • 06:50 Weird picture: lickmy.vg/img/lj/10/feb/m_j_kuche.JPG #
  • 06:51 #FollowFriday #FF @corinabecker @hazumuchan @genderbitch #
  • 07:05 G'night, Twerps! #
  • 07:48 RT @StopBeck Sickening: @glennbeck his crew of paid lackeys
    making fun of children that die because they don't have #hcr insurance #


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