The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective (fayanora) wrote,
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Writer's Block: Rotten tomatoes

What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Did you sit through it or walk out? What made it so dreadful?
Most definetely "2012: Supernova" That movie was made of pure failmantium, failmantium being a ball of fail so massive that it collapses under its own gravity like a black hole. Where to begin? The extremely unlikely plot of a supernova too far away to hurt us somehow heating up the earth's core and causing earthquakes off the richter scale that collapse into deep pits of molten lava, and how this is somehow caused by neutrinos? The way the protagonists miraculously escape one unlikely disaster after another *just* in the nick of time, in a way that's less coincidence and more "They're either the luckiest people in the history of the universe or the Gods are REALLY pissed at them, or both"? Or the fact there's like 3 or 4 black characters and one of them dies horribly, while all the white characters seem to be blessed by God to survive the most unlikely things? Or maybe how the roads are crumbling down into pits *right* behind them as they drive, for about 10 minutes of the movie, which I figure is about an hour for them, and then does the same thing as they take off in an airplane?

The whole thing is just horrible. To call it a turkey would be an insult to turkeys. It was a disastrous disaster movie from the Professor With Obviously Fake Russian Accent all the way to We're All Gonna Die Oh Wait Somehow There's A Happy Ending. Oh, and we can't forget the children being in constant peril, the fact that Idiot Who Can't Read "No Trespassing" Signs is their father, nor can we forget the Hippy Conspiracy Theorist Guy Who Knew This Day Was Coming And Just Happens To Have What The Protagonists Need To Survive But Didn't Try To Save Himself, the Token Black President, your always-entertaining Bumbling And Interfering Military People, and of course Stupid Rich People In Planes Being Assholes.

Its only redeeming quality was that it starred Brian Krause, who played Leo Wyatt on Charmed, as the main character. But it's well worth watching just to MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000) the crap out of it, like I did on Twitter when I saw it.
Tags: bad movies, writer's block
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