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*Sigh*

Why is it that we always end up renting old, crappy, foul-smelling houses from lazy, good-for-nothing, self-righteous, completely insane, idiotic piles of dog vomit with anuses for mouths?

Chaotic Blessings;
---Fayanora

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tuskyn
May. 31st, 2005 07:56 am (UTC)
eeew, are you talking about your landlord?
fayanora
May. 31st, 2005 11:28 am (UTC)
Landlord and landlady. To call him a dick would insult penises, and to call her a cunt would insult vaginas. I think God scraped the bottom of the barrel when She made those two. Let's just say it is impossible to imagine them as ever having been children.
consortofvenus
May. 31st, 2005 03:26 pm (UTC)
Our old land-lord had a temper, was a little stupid, was direspecful to... everyone... and was creepy as hell.

He had the stupidest joke for my last name as well. Just for me, not the other Cains in this apartment. He would ask me every time he saw me "So where's your cane, Cain?". Eventually I just ignored him when he said that... after the few months where I just looked vaguely annoyed.
fayanora
Jun. 1st, 2005 12:26 pm (UTC)
LOL!
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