- 01:34:02: @neilhimself Broccoli are sentient and come from the flying island of Fuckistan.
- 17:49:00: @paper_hand Barack Obama is The Doctor!
- 22:59:28: Dear God, I know it isn't your fault, but I just want you to know that I hate my life. But then, you already knew that.
- 23:00:21: Dear God; I understand the whole "free will" thin, but right now it sucks. Can't you make an exception and get me a job?
- 23:14:38: Depression sucks. I wish my depression would get depression. "I could depress Fay, but I'm too depressed to."
- 23:19:13: Fuck this bad mood. I'm going to be in a good mood again. Saw a woman the other day with an umbrella. It was sunny and cloudless. Parasol?
- 23:20:11: Of course, a parasol is about the only thing an umbrella is good for in Portland. I never had any luck using one against the Portland rain.
- 23:47:31: @mactonnies That book case reminds me of Sporacus's storage space in his blimp, on the kids TV show LazyTown.
- 23:48:06: This bookcase reminds me of the storage spaces in Sportacus's blimp, on LazyTown: http://tinyurl.com/nrwvvt
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