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Dirty limericks

I wrote some dirty limericks. Thought of these on my way home from Brooke's:

There once was an orphan named Annie,
Who liked to be fucked in the fanny;
      And her favorite of fucks
      Was Daddy Warbucks,
Who liked to dress up as her nanny.

Young Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
Tried to find Hello Nurse's G-Spot;
      They looked high and low
      Through trees and through snow,
And found it in the Warner lot.

There once was a clown named Loonette
Who made her grandmother a bet;
      That she could fuck every man
      From there to Japan
Without even using a jet.

One day young Lizzie McGuire
Felt in her loins such a fire
      For her little brother
      (And would not take another)
To fuck her until they both tired.

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ned_opdyke
Jun. 15th, 2009 01:55 pm (UTC)
I was wondering when I was gonna see the 'non intellectual' side of you Fay. Not to say I am not enjoying your 'serious' posts, it's just nice to see the 'silly' side of you too.
fayanora
Jun. 16th, 2009 01:20 am (UTC)
Oh, there's plenty of silliness from me. If you read me from my main page ( http://fayanora.livejournal.com ), there's a tag list on the left side of the screen (scroll down a little). The tags are in ABC order, and the size of them depends on how many posts are tagged with those. There are lots of fun tags to look through. And with almost 2,000 posts, even lots of the smaller tags have a dozen or more posts tagged with them.

Plus, the posts from my Twitter have lots of silliness in them, too.
fayanora
Jun. 16th, 2009 01:22 am (UTC)
PS
I reccommend "creativity," "funny," "fun," "meme," "in the land of the weird," "weird stuff," "potpourri," "random," "things I've written," and "thought of the day."
fayanora
Jun. 16th, 2009 01:29 am (UTC)
PS 2
Oh, also the kink filter.

And, too, there are the LJs of some of the other people who live in my head with me:

* molly_elizabeth: Molly Elizabeth, my inner 7 year old girl. Silly and fun stuff there, too.
* luciferian_chic: Lo, my inner Goth Lesbian. Posts a lot of music and porn to her LJ.
* svaenohr: Pi has been kind of quiet lately, but you could always look through his old stuff. He has a hard time thinking of things to post about, which is why he doesn't post much.

And I'll tell you about this one, too, even though you might not like him:

* alex_antonin: Alexander Antonin. He is a grumpy-butt who likes to take extreme, controversial stances on things mostly to argue. It's hard to figure out what he really believes. Sometimes I don't think even *he* knows.
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