So anyway, my first paycheck from my new job (no, I will not tell you what it is publicly) comes in the mail either tomorrow or the next, so that will be my salvation.
In the meantime, until I get more money saved up, anyone with PayPal... PLEASE donate to me? I swear I'll pay you back as soon as I can. I'm on paypal as email@example.com. It's not too hard to find the "donate" button to send me money. If you have troubles, though, email me and I'll help you out.