The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective (fayanora) wrote,
The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective

A little bird told you...

  • 16:33 Just found an empty can of an alcoholic energy drink. Get drunk & hyper all at once? *sarcasm* Sounds like a swell combo. */sarcasm* #
  • 16:54 Idiot @ albertsns was wastng time @ d only available 1-@-a-time can-n-bottl retrn machne when 1 tht does them by the shitload was available. #
  • 18:07 "Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great! If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate!" This is revelant to what's on the news now. #
  • 18:23 "Do you invest in the stock market? You may be addicted. Call 1-800-BETS-OFF for help." #memebomb #
  • 21:07 These new sandalish shoes have given me some kind of bump on my left foot. Walking home is going to be a bummer. #
  • 21:47 @stVERB Some crapflap about Obama speaking at some college, anti-abortion idiots protesting his speaking there. #
  • 21:48 @beautifulpyre um, not the airport one. #
  • 22:23 RT @grantimahara I just realized why all the naked people have backpacks: no pockets! #
  • 22:24 @grantimahara Well, there IS one natural pocket. Women have two. 3 if the breasts smoosh together on their own. #
  • 22:54 @beautifulpyre Stop feeding the depressive thoughts, hon. They're like evil tribbles. #
  • 22:59 What rhymes with orange? flockabulary knows #
  • 23:28 After it was lost for a couple months, I finally (randomly) found one of the albums I was missing: "Capricornio" by Maria Isabel. #
  • 23:29 It was down under the computer monitor with the DVDs. #
  • 00:26 Cute video: baby squirrel tries to jump up a wall: #
  • 01:37 Pedobear cake: #
  • 02:48 Just found a dollar on the ground while walking home!!! #
  • 03:53 Found 2 whole bags of cans & bottles on d way home tonight! My lucky day! Found beer bottles in trash cans @ an elementary school playgrnd! #
  • 05:12 Q. What does a cannibal call a cop? A. Bacon! #jokes #cops #

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