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Oh my Gods!

Oy vey... I just got a pun that I must have heard 1000 times before without getting. It's from "Zombie Prostitute" by Voltaire. Emphasis on the pun is mine:

Now I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes, I don't know
Which of my organs is the next to go
I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease
Wouldn't you know, now I'm a Zombie Gigolo
I took my first client on a date
We took a walk to the cemetery gate
I got under her slip, but then, I heard a rip
I pulled it out, and I said..."baby, keep the tip"


*Groans*

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underlankers
May. 7th, 2009 12:28 am (UTC)
Don't get cocky now that you've figured that out you schmuck you.

A double-pun!

I must be punnier than usual tonight.

Nuhami.
fayanora
May. 7th, 2009 12:37 am (UTC)
Careful or I'll pun-ish you! ;-)
underlankers
May. 7th, 2009 12:39 am (UTC)
Not if I run away to Punicia.
fayanora
May. 7th, 2009 12:41 am (UTC)
Isn't that a European country? ;-)
underlankers
May. 7th, 2009 12:43 am (UTC)
It used to be in Africa.

It got A-Frican destroyed by the Roman Empire.

Carthago delendam est, dixit Cato.
fayanora
May. 7th, 2009 05:48 am (UTC)
XD
the_vulture
May. 7th, 2009 12:56 am (UTC)
>.<


Edited at 2009-05-07 12:56 am (UTC)
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