The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective (fayanora) wrote,
The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective
fayanora

Oh my Gods!

Oy vey... I just got a pun that I must have heard 1000 times before without getting. It's from "Zombie Prostitute" by Voltaire. Emphasis on the pun is mine:

Now I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes, I don't know
Which of my organs is the next to go
I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease
Wouldn't you know, now I'm a Zombie Gigolo
I took my first client on a date
We took a walk to the cemetery gate
I got under her slip, but then, I heard a rip
I pulled it out, and I said..."baby, keep the tip"


*Groans*
Tags: funny, puns
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