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Association Meme

Comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with. Then post this in your LJ and elaborate on the subjects given.

(And if someone would "do me" too, that would be great.) Thanks, ranka!

1. Perversion - I've been a little perv since before I even knew what sex was. My favorite games as a child were "playing naked" and "I'll touch yours and you touch mine." I first had sex around age 8 or 9, and it was OMG TEH GAY SECKS! Then I discovered the concept of sex and, more importantly, combining sex with humor. I have had a pervy sense of humor ever since. And the more uncomfortable I can make people, the funnier it is for me. Hence a fondness for jokes like this:
A) I saw David jerking his equine friend's cock even though the equine was deceased. He just doesn't know how to stop beating off a dead horse.
B) John Wayne Gacy and a little boy are in a forest late at night during a thunderstorm. The little boy says, "I'm scared!" John Wayne Gacy says, "YOU'RE scared? You're not the one who has to walk back home by himself!"
C) A man comes home to find his wife crying and packing her suitcases. "What's wrong, honey?" he says. "I'm going home to mother's!" she replies. "But why?" he asks. "Because I just found out you're a pedophile!" she replies. "My," he says, "that's an awfully big word for a 10 year old!" (My mother told me this joke!)

2. Stephanie - I presume ranka means Stephanie of LazyTown, since I am such a huge fan that he told Twitter even before I posted this meme that he associates me with her.
      I am a certified weirdo. Seriously, I have a Certificate Of Weirdness around here somewhere. I like weird things. I also like children's movies, books, toys, anything and everything (almost) to do with children. I *am* a child, at heart. And LazyTown combines these two things I love: Weirdness and stuff made for kids. Seriously, it is one of the strangest kids shows I've ever seen. Makes H.R. Puffnstuff (sp?) look normal. (Okay, not really. And Zoobillee Zoo actually wins the Weird catagory for turning half our generation into Furries.) The American/Global version is weird enough, but the Icelandic version makes the American version look blah and boring and normal in comparison.
      Anyway, I love the color pink far more than is normal or sane. And so does Stephanie. Even her hair is pink! So it's little wonder I admire her. I also envy her youth and looks, and wouldn't mind looking like her. Especially since thousands of pervs all over the internet are constantly drooling over her. I admit I would like to be drooled over. (As long as you're not physically drooling *over* me.) And I'm into ageplay as a little, so this goes together with #1. Which I don't doubt ranka knew full well when he compiled this list. ;-)

3. Discordianism - I've always been fond of humor, especially its ability to say serious things while making people laugh; its ability to tackle controversial topics in a disarming way. Just TRY to discuss flammable topics like child abuse seriously without getting into a flame war. But crack jokes about Michael Jackson's alleged proclivities and VOILA! You can pretty much discuss anything if you use humor.
      Even religion and its flaws. Discordianism took this to new (at the time) heights by make a religion that no one can tell whether it's a joke or a religion. (They don't realize it's both! Just like Scientology. Only in Discordianism's case, it was intentional.) Discordianism paved the way for the Invisible Pink Unicorn, Bob Dobbs, and The Flying Spaghetti Monster, as well as Last Thursdayism and other awesome things.
      Plus, who can resist a religion where you get to be your very own Pope and call yourself whatever label you want (such as a Reverend or an Imam)? Especially when you can give yourself a totally cool Discordian name. (The Principia Discordia mentions, for example, Padre Pederastia.)

4. Intelligence - Have some. Or I mock thee. And tell my friend Satan to rend your immortal soul's flesh with burning hot pitchforks for all eternity. *Pleasant smile.*

5. Dirty-mindedness - No perv can be a perv without a dirty mind. Last time I checked, even Hercules couldn't clean my dirty mind; he tried diverting several rivers and a lake to clean out my dirty mind and only succeeded in polluting the water and creating radioactive muck monsters. The EPA was threatening to sue the shit out of Hercules, but then Zeus destroyed a nearby tree with lightning. And there wasn't even a tree there a moment before - they were indoors.

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underlankers
May. 1st, 2009 12:52 am (UTC)
Just because....
Try me.

Anzaea Roes.
fayanora
May. 1st, 2009 01:01 am (UTC)
Re: Just because....
1. Multiplicity
2. Inner worlds
3. Raven!
4. Constructed languages
5. Alien languages
underlankers
May. 1st, 2009 01:05 am (UTC)
Re: Just because....
Post will be up shortly in a certain filter.

Anzaea Roes.
christinaathena
May. 1st, 2009 12:55 am (UTC)
Do me!
fayanora
May. 1st, 2009 01:04 am (UTC)
*Giggles* Do you? Be glad to. *Giggles even more*

1. Cool science stuff
2. Anime
3. Sexy stories
4. Selfcest!
5. Hello Kitty Borg
christinaathena
May. 1st, 2009 01:26 am (UTC)
Done!
christinaathena
May. 1st, 2009 12:56 am (UTC)
P.S., what's your icon from?
fayanora
May. 1st, 2009 01:06 am (UTC)
That icon is from the anime "Elfen Lied." I highly recommend it! Very violent in many parts, but very sexy in other places. Sometimes combines the two.
christinaathena
May. 1st, 2009 01:09 am (UTC)
Ah, I have heard of that one. Heard it's rather disturbing.
fayanora
May. 1st, 2009 01:16 am (UTC)
It is, but well worth it I think. It vacillates between being disturbing and being touching.
christinaathena
May. 1st, 2009 01:26 am (UTC)
Neat. I might have to check it out sometime. :D
mikya
May. 1st, 2009 01:20 am (UTC)
mememe!
fayanora
May. 1st, 2009 01:34 am (UTC)
Um... (Gods this is going to be hard, I barely know you.) Uh...

1. Cats.
2. Limes.
3. Aretha's hat!
4. New York.
5. Cartoons.

O~O
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fayanora
May. 1st, 2009 06:17 am (UTC)
1. Your cool name: House Hesson
2. Dita von Teese? Whoever it is in your default icon.
3. Multiplicity
4. The Otherkin Phenomenon forum
5. Otherkin.
ex_luzmirel
May. 1st, 2009 03:12 am (UTC)
Hi!:) I also want to participate:) can I?
fayanora
May. 1st, 2009 06:02 am (UTC)
This is gonna be hard, as you only ever post in Spanish or Russian, two languages I know very little of. But I'll give it a shot.

1. Russian.
2. Spanish.
3. Music
4. That icon!
5. I don't know what mirella means, but I know "luz" means "light."

Lamer than a 1-legged centipede, I know.
ex_luzmirel
May. 1st, 2009 07:10 am (UTC)
Nice . Thank you. I do post mostly in Russian and Spanish, but I do know English. When I use Writer`s block (rarely, but I do.) I always do it in English, but Iam too lazy to post each entry in 3 languages ( sometimes I am toolazy tio post it in 2, butr, anyway). Do yo prefer to be described in my blog?
5.Mirella is a latimamerican name . I had a friend named Mirella, and Iliked the sound of this name. Luz means "Light" exactly, I really like light, so, I decided to put those 2 things together.
4. That icon:) is one of my favourite soap -opera caracter - Almudena from"Zorro: the sword a nd the rose". She is very romantic, loving and faithful, and I really like her. She is played by Lully Bossa.
fayanora
May. 1st, 2009 11:05 am (UTC)
Nice . Thank you. I do post mostly in Russian and Spanish, but I do know English.

*Giggles* Obviously.

When I use Writer`s block (rarely, but I do.) I always do it in English, but Iam too lazy to post each entry in 3 languages

I would be too!

Do yo prefer to be described in my blog?

Huh?

5.Mirella is a latimamerican name . I had a friend named Mirella, and Iliked the sound of this name. Luz means "Light" exactly, I really like light, so, I decided to put those 2 things together.

Cool.

4. That icon:) is one of my favourite soap -opera caracter - Almudena from"Zorro: the sword a nd the rose". She is very romantic, loving and faithful, and I really like her. She is played by Lully Bossa.

Cool!
kengr
May. 1st, 2009 10:51 am (UTC)
I'm curious to hear what you associate me with, but I'm not sure how well the "expand upon" but will go... :-(
fayanora
May. 1st, 2009 11:01 am (UTC)
Hell, expand upon with just one or two sentences if you want. Or plead the fifth.

No particular order:

1. MVix!
2. Porn!
3. Battlestar Galactica!
4. Whately Academy
5. Awesome antique computer stuff
kengr
May. 1st, 2009 09:26 pm (UTC)
1. MVix!

What can I say? They are *neat* media servers. And for the formats they play they completely get around the "annoying pause while playing videos on the computer".

http://www.mvixusa.com/

2. Porn!

I admmit it. I am helpless before the power of Porn!
Seriously, at my age and with my medical conditions, I need all the help I can get.


3. Battlestar Galactica!

Hokey. Vetry hokey. But the new series was better.

4. Whately Academy

That's Whateley. And it all came from following story links on TG story sites.

5. Awesome antique computer stuff

You think *that* is antique? You haven't seen the really old stuff running.
fayanora
May. 2nd, 2009 12:34 pm (UTC)
Now you have to post that with the meme instructions on your LJ!
kengr
May. 2nd, 2009 08:47 pm (UTC)
*makes chicken noises*
fayanora
May. 3rd, 2009 01:52 am (UTC)
*Sharpens her knife on her fork, wears a napkin, and is looking hungrily at you.*
dorkphoenyx
May. 6th, 2009 01:44 am (UTC)
Fnord! Meme me!
fayanora
May. 6th, 2009 03:30 am (UTC)
1. Eris

2. Octopi

3. Phoenixes

4. That strange language your LJ's links are in

5. Utter awesomeocity
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