The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective (fayanora) wrote,
The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective

A little bird told you...

  • 19:53 @paper_hand What kind of dog do you have? #
  • 21:26 Mmm... chocolate-chip peanut-butter cookies! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM! #
  • 21:27 @paper_hand I didn't know cats could snore. I thought humans were the only animals that could snore. #
  • 21:46 A 100 MPG Hummer? Interesting. #
  • 22:02 More sexting BS. This time an innocent teacher has his career ruined by it: #
  • 22:05 I say we make public nudity, and non-sexual images of nude persons, legal. That would solve a lot of problems & save those falsely accused. #
  • 22:06 & also we should abolish the sex offender registry, it's absurd. What, a registry for sex offenders but not for murderers? Murder is worse. #
  • 22:11 @Richard_Dawkins Just because a lot of people use religion to replace their brains doesn't mean everyone does. #
  • 22:12 @Richard_Dawkins Which is why I refuse to follow anti-theists like you. You're just as bad as the fundies, maybe worse. #
  • 22:13 @paper_hand If they've done the crime, they do the time and that's final. No need to punish them after their time is up. #
  • 22:16 @paper_hand Having a registry for sex offenders & not murderers is like saying that shoplifting is a worse crime than armed robbery. #
  • 00:19 The Gay Daleks: #
  • 00:32 @paper_hand Your twitter argument with your kitty is a-mews-ing! #
  • 00:42 Snakes on a plane! Eels on a hovercraft! Slugs on a jetski! Worms on a dinghy! Erm... microbes on a life raft? #
  • 00:43 "I'm tired of all these motherfucking microbes in this motherfucking life raft!" #
  • 00:45 Snakes On An Astral Plane! "Art thou not also tired of all these motherfucking snakes on this My motherfucking astral plane?" - God #
  • 00:51 Woman, 86, made burglar cry: #
  • 00:52 @paper_hand Planes in a snake? Wow, that must be Ouroborous, the World Serpent! #
  • 01:37 @Richard_Dawkins Ah, man; now I feel bad for being angry at you. To each their own, dude. I think you need a more open mind, but whatever. #
  • 03:20 Dear Computer: Why are you being so FRAKKING SLOW???? Seriously, a minute and a half to CLOSE A TAB??? #
  • 03:32 When it got to taking over 2 minutes for the text to appear on screen, I gave up and restarted Opera. Ah, that's much better. #
  • 04:02 Think DNA has only four base pairs? Think again: #
  • 04:20 Man hijacks airplane, demands it go where it was already going: #
  • 04:21 Word of the Day:
    Auriferous (adj) : containing gold
    Usually used in geological contexts. #
  • 04:27 1/3rd of girls under 10 admitted viewing porn sites, half of them on purpose: #
  • 04:42 Fake News: King of Left Testicle says "I believe marriage should be between a man and his horse. I'm sorry, that's just how I was raised." #
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