The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective (fayanora) wrote,
The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective

A little bird told you...

  • 16:43 Check this video out -- from "Eurotrip," Jenny and her twin get drunk and make out: #
  • 16:49 I just had a scary thought: ninja cats! #
  • 16:51 @phinnia Save a whale, harpoon a whaler! (Or a whaling vessel, at least.) #
  • 16:51 @cookiepirate What, did the police helicopter land in the middle of traffic? #
  • 16:52 @cookiepirate Maybe you give off the vibe of being someone who knows things. #
  • 17:04 I heard a baby crying from outside, and I was going to say aloud "Shut that kid up already!" but started saying "mutt" instead of "kid"! #
  • 17:18 @paper_hand Ninja cats are scary because ninjas are already so quiet, a ninja cat could kill you before you knew it was there. #
  • 17:20 @paper_hand I don't think fraternal twins making out is boring, I think it's HOT! #
  • 17:22 @paper_hand But you have a good point: identical twins making out would be even hotter. #
  • 17:25 @paper_hand You should see Eurotrip then, it's awesome. (Oh, also bear in mind that the Olsen Twins are fraternal.) #
  • 17:32 Is it just me or is Twitter being slow and annoying today? #
  • 17:33 I'm wishing I had some of the porn with real twins having sex with each other. I know it exists but I don't remember any titles. Need $ too. #
  • 17:34 @paper_hand No, I thought that too for ages but then found out through multiple sources that the Olsen Twins are actually fraternal. #
  • 17:34 I'm wishing I had some of the porn with real twins having sex with each other. I know it exists but I don't remember any titles. Need $ too. #
  • 17:35 Aaaaaand there goes my G rating. :-D (Ha! As if I'd ever merit a G rating. PG13 is the best I can hope for!) #
  • 17:38 @paper_hand About Eurotrip: Lucy Lawless (Xena) plays a dominatrix in that movie: #
  • 17:41 @paper_hand Why yes I am a perv. Thank you for noticing. :-D #
  • 17:46 Do not meddle in the affairs of Gaia, for thou art squishy and allergic to lightning. #
  • 17:47 @paper_hand My dear friend, please include context on these tweets if you can. I don't always know what you're replying to. *HUGS* #
  • 18:00 @paper_hand Ah yes. So Twitter is being slow today for you as well. Well at least it ain't just me. Gah! #
  • 18:00 @drjon What, did Oprah sit on Twitter? Poor little birdy! XD #
  • 18:02 @paper_hand Yeah, I hate genderism. DOWN WITH NORMALCY! #
  • 18:03 If boycotting is refusing to shop somewhere, what would girlcotting be? (I dunno, but girlcotting sounds pervily delicious. ;-) #
  • 18:07 If money really did grow on trees, arbor day would be a lot more popular than it is. And botanists would be bankers. #
  • 18:13 I've been watching Charmed. I love this show! It even has MPREG: #
  • 18:14 @paper_hand Thou literalist. ;-) #
  • 18:19 @paper_hand If we used baloons for money, inflation would be an even bigger problem than it is! #
  • 18:21 Necrophilia in the news: woman to have dead lover's baby = #
  • 18:30 @paper_hand Ew, creepy! I can just see her eventually deciding there wasn't anyone else and inseminating herself with her dead son's sperm. #
  • 18:36 Word of the day: Polylemma = n. A dilemma with 3 or more equally undesirable solutions. #
  • 18:40 CREEEEPY: #
  • 18:44 @paper_hand Necrincest! Oh gods, now that we've named it, it probably exists. Rule 43 and all. :-) #
  • 18:45 "John cried, his dead mother in his arms. Then, realising this was his chance to act on his fantasies, began unbuckling his pants..." #
  • 18:48 @paper_hand Well polylemma is a general term. One could keep going as far as there were wordparts... quadrilemma, quintlemma, sexlemma. Hmm. #
  • 18:54 @paper_hand Indeed! Hmmm... would a dilemma concerning llamas be a llamalemma? #
  • 18:56 Hmmm, I wonder why this girl is so popular? = </sarcasm> #
  • 19:00 Grrr! How can people do shit like this = #
  • 19:30 Epic Fail: #
  • 19:32 Monsanto Forced Fox TV to Censor Coverage of Dangerous Milk Drug via @chelseagreen #green #
  • 20:04 @delilahblue64 Yes, cats even have built-in weapons! #
  • 20:07 HEXscaliber = Mythical sword made of binary code used for slaying internet trolls. Now where is the Lady of the LARP? #
  • 20:22 @paper_hand Human skin used to be made into parchment, too, but that wasn't as common since it's hard to write on. #
  • 20:31 Newly found ant species has no males at all = #
  • 20:32 @paper_hand Eew! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. (Actually, that really happens sometimes to me. It sucks on an epic scale.) #
  • 20:34 @paper_hand What would wrong with a world of only women? Oh wait: #
  • 20:36 @paper_hand I wouldn't be surprised if he did that just to pretend he had friends. There are some lonely people online. #
  • 20:38 @paper_hand User @_ , as per your (old) update about him. #
  • 20:40 @paper_hand Speaking of clonecest, I often fantasize about going to an alternate Earth and finding another me, having sex with hir. #
  • 20:41 Some would call that narcissitic, others would call that SEXY! #
  • 20:42 Oh gods, the LJ post for this day's tweets is going to kill my friendspage I think. (Sorry everyone!) #
  • 20:43 @paper_hand Selfcest, LOL! I love that term. #
  • 20:43 Good news: You get to make out with yourself from an alternate universe. Bad news: S/he has a goatee. #
  • 20:45 @paper_hand Sorry, my bad for not having more context. Are you able to click the "in reply to" links when you read tweets on your phone? #
  • 20:46 @paper_hand Male, female, either way if it's an alternate-earth version of me, I want to "do" hir! Oh, & incesturbation is an awesome word! #
  • 20:50 @paper_hand Well now you know! (The links are there if replied via web, dunno how else. Not all posts supply such links. Texting doesn't.) #
  • 20:51 @paper_hand I forgot you're straight. Oh well, we can't all be bi. (Though that would be nice.) #
  • 20:52 DO WANT! DO WANT! Hello Kitty Mansion: Or is it a playhouse? #
  • 21:01 @paper_hand Where'd you come up with your Twitter username, anyway? #
  • 21:05 Happy Bicycle Day: celebrating the creation of LSD = #
  • 21:10 @paper_hand I love bilingual puns. Speaking of which, "bus" in Hungarian (pron. same as Eng. bus) means "fuck." & "Busmeg" means "fuck it." #
  • 21:11 @paper_hand I would imagine you can ship tweets to more than 1 journal/blog. Don't know how it would be done though. #
  • 21:12 @househesson Well just because the dictionary doesn't have it yet doesn't mean it's not a word yet. I coin new words a lot! #
  • 21:17 I wonder if there's any Rogue/Wolverine slashfic out there? #
  • 21:21 @paper_hand Yes! That reminds me, I still haven't written that Lunette/Stephanie slashfic yet. (Google "The Big Comfy Couch" & "LazyTown") #
  • 21:27 @paper_hand Every perv has their limits. I am no exception. #
  • 21:32 Spreadtweet, for people not allowed to get on Twitter at work: Makes Twitter look like Excel. #
  • 21:33 @paper_hand I dare you to try! Though I will give you a freebie: I don't like cock & ball torture. A friend of mine does, but I don't. #
  • 21:50 @paper_hand I'm getting that smart POS too. I wish I could set it on fire with my brain. #
  • 22:02 Dammit, Spock! I told you the Guardian of Forever is off limits! #
  • 22:08 @paper_hand I can't tell whether mine posts at midnight or noon. I think noon though. LoudTwitter works for IJ too, eh? Hmm... #
  • 22:10 @paper_hand Well that explains the lack of AM and PM. #
  • 22:16 Followers I do not know will NOT be followed back. If I should know you and you're not sure I'll recognize you, let me know in email. #
  • 22:32 @paper_hand No, no particular reason for not being on YIM. Aside from forgetfulness. I shall get on now though, since you mentioned it. #
  • 00:27 Porn for beginners, or "Bear Naked." NSFW = #
  • 00:28 @paper_hand Oooh, catgirls! A worthy cause! Support genetic engineering! #
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