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  • 16:43 Check this video out -- from "Eurotrip," Jenny and her twin get drunk and make out: tinyurl.com/d87ws5 #
  • 16:49 I just had a scary thought: ninja cats! #
  • 16:51 @phinnia Save a whale, harpoon a whaler! (Or a whaling vessel, at least.) #
  • 16:51 @cookiepirate What, did the police helicopter land in the middle of traffic? #
  • 16:52 @cookiepirate Maybe you give off the vibe of being someone who knows things. #
  • 17:04 I heard a baby crying from outside, and I was going to say aloud "Shut that kid up already!" but started saying "mutt" instead of "kid"! #
  • 17:18 @paper_hand Ninja cats are scary because ninjas are already so quiet, a ninja cat could kill you before you knew it was there. #
  • 17:20 @paper_hand I don't think fraternal twins making out is boring, I think it's HOT! #
  • 17:22 @paper_hand But you have a good point: identical twins making out would be even hotter. #
  • 17:25 @paper_hand You should see Eurotrip then, it's awesome. (Oh, also bear in mind that the Olsen Twins are fraternal.) #
  • 17:32 Is it just me or is Twitter being slow and annoying today? #
  • 17:33 I'm wishing I had some of the porn with real twins having sex with each other. I know it exists but I don't remember any titles. Need $ too. #
  • 17:34 @paper_hand No, I thought that too for ages but then found out through multiple sources that the Olsen Twins are actually fraternal. #
  • 17:34 I'm wishing I had some of the porn with real twins having sex with each other. I know it exists but I don't remember any titles. Need $ too. #
  • 17:35 Aaaaaand there goes my G rating. :-D (Ha! As if I'd ever merit a G rating. PG13 is the best I can hope for!) #
  • 17:38 @paper_hand About Eurotrip: Lucy Lawless (Xena) plays a dominatrix in that movie: tinyurl.com/cwzsv4 #
  • 17:41 @paper_hand Why yes I am a perv. Thank you for noticing. :-D #
  • 17:46 Do not meddle in the affairs of Gaia, for thou art squishy and allergic to lightning. #
  • 17:47 @paper_hand My dear friend, please include context on these tweets if you can. I don't always know what you're replying to. *HUGS* #
  • 18:00 @paper_hand Ah yes. So Twitter is being slow today for you as well. Well at least it ain't just me. Gah! #
  • 18:00 @drjon What, did Oprah sit on Twitter? Poor little birdy! XD #
  • 18:02 @paper_hand Yeah, I hate genderism. DOWN WITH NORMALCY! #
  • 18:03 If boycotting is refusing to shop somewhere, what would girlcotting be? (I dunno, but girlcotting sounds pervily delicious. ;-) #
  • 18:07 If money really did grow on trees, arbor day would be a lot more popular than it is. And botanists would be bankers. #
  • 18:13 I've been watching Charmed. I love this show! It even has MPREG: www.freewebs.com/charmedleopregnant/image034.jpg #
  • 18:14 @paper_hand Thou literalist. ;-) #
  • 18:19 @paper_hand If we used baloons for money, inflation would be an even bigger problem than it is! #
  • 18:21 Necrophilia in the news: woman to have dead lover's baby = tinyurl.com/cgkwhs #
  • 18:30 @paper_hand Ew, creepy! I can just see her eventually deciding there wasn't anyone else and inseminating herself with her dead son's sperm. #
  • 18:36 Word of the day: Polylemma = n. A dilemma with 3 or more equally undesirable solutions. #
  • 18:40 CREEEEPY: community.livejournal.com/randompictures/6253198.html #
  • 18:44 @paper_hand Necrincest! Oh gods, now that we've named it, it probably exists. Rule 43 and all. :-) #
  • 18:45 "John cried, his dead mother in his arms. Then, realising this was his chance to act on his fantasies, began unbuckling his pants..." #
  • 18:48 @paper_hand Well polylemma is a general term. One could keep going as far as there were wordparts... quadrilemma, quintlemma, sexlemma. Hmm. #
  • 18:54 @paper_hand Indeed! Hmmm... would a dilemma concerning llamas be a llamalemma? #
  • 18:56 Hmmm, I wonder why this girl is so popular? = tinyurl.com/dg7eoj </sarcasm> #
  • 19:00 Grrr! How can people do shit like this = tinyurl.com/c3kuyb #
  • 19:30 Epic Fail: tinyurl.com/dyg6m3 #
  • 19:32 lnkr.us/1mAQ Monsanto Forced Fox TV to Censor Coverage of Dangerous Milk Drug via @chelseagreen #green #
  • 20:04 @delilahblue64 Yes, cats even have built-in weapons! #
  • 20:07 HEXscaliber = Mythical sword made of binary code used for slaying internet trolls. Now where is the Lady of the LARP? #
  • 20:22 @paper_hand Human skin used to be made into parchment, too, but that wasn't as common since it's hard to write on. #
  • 20:31 Newly found ant species has no males at all = news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7998931.stm #
  • 20:32 @paper_hand Eew! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. (Actually, that really happens sometimes to me. It sucks on an epic scale.) #
  • 20:34 @paper_hand What would wrong with a world of only women? Oh wait: tinyurl.com/djal5p #
  • 20:36 @paper_hand I wouldn't be surprised if he did that just to pretend he had friends. There are some lonely people online. #
  • 20:38 @paper_hand User @_ , as per your (old) update about him. #
  • 20:40 @paper_hand Speaking of clonecest, I often fantasize about going to an alternate Earth and finding another me, having sex with hir. #
  • 20:41 Some would call that narcissitic, others would call that SEXY! #
  • 20:42 Oh gods, the LJ post for this day's tweets is going to kill my friendspage I think. (Sorry everyone!) #
  • 20:43 @paper_hand Selfcest, LOL! I love that term. #
  • 20:43 Good news: You get to make out with yourself from an alternate universe. Bad news: S/he has a goatee. #
  • 20:45 @paper_hand Sorry, my bad for not having more context. Are you able to click the "in reply to" links when you read tweets on your phone? #
  • 20:46 @paper_hand Male, female, either way if it's an alternate-earth version of me, I want to "do" hir! Oh, & incesturbation is an awesome word! #
  • 20:50 @paper_hand Well now you know! (The links are there if replied via web, dunno how else. Not all posts supply such links. Texting doesn't.) #
  • 20:51 @paper_hand I forgot you're straight. Oh well, we can't all be bi. (Though that would be nice.) #
  • 20:52 DO WANT! DO WANT! Hello Kitty Mansion: tinyurl.com/cj66ku Or is it a playhouse? #
  • 21:01 @paper_hand Where'd you come up with your Twitter username, anyway? #
  • 21:05 Happy Bicycle Day: celebrating the creation of LSD = tinyurl.com/3l7ahn #
  • 21:10 @paper_hand I love bilingual puns. Speaking of which, "bus" in Hungarian (pron. same as Eng. bus) means "fuck." & "Busmeg" means "fuck it." #
  • 21:11 @paper_hand I would imagine you can ship tweets to more than 1 journal/blog. Don't know how it would be done though. #
  • 21:12 @househesson Well just because the dictionary doesn't have it yet doesn't mean it's not a word yet. I coin new words a lot! #
  • 21:17 I wonder if there's any Rogue/Wolverine slashfic out there? #
  • 21:21 @paper_hand Yes! That reminds me, I still haven't written that Lunette/Stephanie slashfic yet. (Google "The Big Comfy Couch" & "LazyTown") #
  • 21:27 @paper_hand Every perv has their limits. I am no exception. #
  • 21:32 Spreadtweet, for people not allowed to get on Twitter at work: www.elliottkember.com/spreadtweet.html Makes Twitter look like Excel. #
  • 21:33 @paper_hand I dare you to try! Though I will give you a freebie: I don't like cock & ball torture. A friend of mine does, but I don't. #
  • 21:50 @paper_hand I'm getting that smart ecard.com POS too. I wish I could set it on fire with my brain. #
  • 22:02 Dammit, Spock! I told you the Guardian of Forever is off limits! tinyurl.com/dfwpgo #
  • 22:08 @paper_hand I can't tell whether mine posts at midnight or noon. I think noon though. LoudTwitter works for IJ too, eh? Hmm... #
  • 22:10 @paper_hand Well that explains the lack of AM and PM. #
  • 22:16 Followers I do not know will NOT be followed back. If I should know you and you're not sure I'll recognize you, let me know in email. #
  • 22:32 @paper_hand No, no particular reason for not being on YIM. Aside from forgetfulness. I shall get on now though, since you mentioned it. #
  • 00:27 Porn for beginners, or "Bear Naked." NSFW = tinyurl.com/ccdodj #
  • 00:28 @paper_hand Oooh, catgirls! A worthy cause! Support genetic engineering! #
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( 5 comments — Leave a comment )
Apr. 20th, 2009 07:10 pm (UTC)
Heh, so many @paper_hand *G*
Apr. 21st, 2009 02:45 am (UTC)
Yes, there are many many many of those. We talked a lot last night. :-D
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Apr. 21st, 2009 02:46 am (UTC)
LOL! Then I do a lot of gircotting then!
Apr. 21st, 2009 03:52 am (UTC)
1) I would probably really enjoy selfcest, although I'm mostly straight. Until we stopped in the middle to talk about science, probably.

2) Cats are already Ninjas, they just are disorganized. If cats could ever take orders, they would take over the world.

3) I think girlcotting is refusing to have sex.
Apr. 21st, 2009 04:02 am (UTC)
LOL! Yeah, me and the other me would probably get on some topic or another and talk the night away. :-)
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