1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Possibly. Possibly many. I'm already sexual with kengr sometimes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
There is only one sleepable side to my bed.
4. Do you masturbate?
Is there anyone on Earth who doesn't?
5. How often? Lately?
Masturbation? Lately I've been masturbating at least once a night lately. But it comes and goes (no pun intended), and several times it's only once a week or less.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No. Who would pay to see my fat ass nekkid?
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers are easier. Baths are nicer.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
On occasion. Most of it doesn't interest me though.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, because I'm so passive.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes. kengr and lillakat at least. Some others, too, in other ways.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
In person? No.
13. Would you choose love or money?
I have love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Age play, bondage, and being spanked.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I don't think so.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
On the stairs in my best friend's house, with my best friend, when I was about 10, while his family was out of the house.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Inside of one of those expandable, towable camper thingies... while it was retracted. (Very, very cramped.) With friend in #16.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No. Almost did a few times, though.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes. Both. In fact, I've had more same-sex sex than opposite-sex sex.
24. What's your sexuality?
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
29. Bought something from an adult store?
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes, a dildo; but I don't use it much anymore.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A vibrating dildo. One.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes. kengr, possibly gngr.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
34. Have you ever had phonesex?
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
Yes, several times.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Masturbation. It gets me off every time.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Whomever wants to.