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Merry Easter!

Happy Easter! Merry Ostara! Happy Zombie Jesus Day!



I don't really like most holidays, this was just an excuse to use that picture. ;-)

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underlankers
Apr. 13th, 2009 12:32 am (UTC)
This is my little "Jesus arrives in America" skit:

Jesus: [Aramaic]

People: Hey, look at that funny-looking Ay-rab. Must be a terrorist.

Jesus: [Very, very frantic Aramaic]

People: Hello....Homeland Security, we've got this funny brown person who smells bad outside our door, he's speaking some Muslim.

Jesus: [Extremely frantic Aramaic]

Homeland Security arrives.

Three months later:

Random Government Agent: Jesus Christ, we arrested Jesus Christ.

Poor Aramaist scholar: [Hello, we're sorry for the-]

Jesus: [You imprisoned me? Why?]

PAS: [Um....we thought you were a terrorist.]

Jesus: [And you call yourselves my followers? Mene, Mene Tekel Upharsin]

POOF!

I've wanted to post that for a while and this is as good an opportunity as any.
fayanora
Apr. 13th, 2009 01:29 am (UTC)
LOL! I love that!
underlankers
Apr. 13th, 2009 01:42 am (UTC)
I'm going to use it the next time I run up against a Fundie that thinks Jesus was for capitalism. The Gospels are socialist, not capitalist, which is why I am a socialist.

But a Christian can still have fun with the person of God, He's a big boy, and I think He won't mind....
consortofvenus
Apr. 13th, 2009 09:24 am (UTC)
OHMYGOD that's so disturbing amazing.
fayanora
Apr. 13th, 2009 09:45 am (UTC)
Innit just though? :-)
dorkphoenyx
Apr. 16th, 2009 01:20 pm (UTC)
You'll appreciate this: phillyzombiecrawl.com. As soon as I get some pics, I'll post them for you!
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