The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective (fayanora) wrote,
The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective
fayanora

Buttbuster

Tara had a concert today at the middle school. I thought the 6th graders did the best out of the lot. The seventh graders and eighth graders had almost no enthusiasm, and didn't project well. It was a concert with mostly rock n roll, although the sixth graders did songs from the Wizard of Oz and the last few songs were Iowa sport songs (BLEH!) that made me want to drill a hole in my temple.

The rock songs were hilarious, though! They went through the 50s in such a corny way I had to hold my laughter in to keep from guffawing like a hyena. Then when they got to the 60s and beyond, every other song had sexual connotations. For the first time ever, I realized that the lyrics of "I'm So Excited" were about sex, and Mom told me that "Ride a Painted Pony, let the spinning wheel turn" was about prostitution! Man, songs with drug references are one thing, but when 7th and 8th graders are singing songs with sexual lyrics, it's just too hilarious. I had a VERY hard time keeping from becoming an explosion of laughter.

And with all the sexual songs, even "One eyed one horned flying purple people eater" was seen in a whole new light. ;-)

All in all, very entertaining, except for the sports songs (during which I tried and failed to induce vomiting... just kidding;-)

Chaotic Blessings;
---Fayanora

PS = The reason for the name of the post is this: the thing was soooooo long that I called it a butt-buster.
Tags: family, funny, my dirty mind, sex
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