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So there's Discordianism, The Church of the Subgenius, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and now Tarvuism!

http://tarvu.com

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beginnings_end
Dec. 23rd, 2008 04:22 am (UTC)
My Mom's compy's too slow to click, but is that similar to the religion where you masturbate several times a day for whatever you want? Wait, that's Turbarism I think. Hmm...
fayanora
Dec. 23rd, 2008 04:33 am (UTC)
Tarvuists Believe

Tarvu is our Lord God
There are two universes
The Tarvunty is the Holy Book
We should all "be nice"
Men and women are equal (to each other)
Tarvu's Prayer should be said every day
Octopuses are holy creatures
Everyone has an invisible guardian from Universe A.

Tarvu's Prayer:

It's so easy to become a Tarvuist. There are no forms to fill out, and no expensive fees. All you have to do is recite the Tlentifini Marhaaysu - Tarvu's Prayer.

Once you've finished reciting it - that's it! You're a Tarvuist! It really is that simple.

Here it is:

Tarvu tarvooti,
Oboonoo cTooti,
Mimmin O'tibbi noonah,
Mdfitty fitty noonah,
Arvu immentiBarvu,
Tarvu.

(To be said when you wake up, go to bed, and after you have visited the toilet.)
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