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Found on Arcamax.com

Wisdom of the Phrases

- If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

- My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. (Literal LOL! I love this one!)

- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. (LOL!)

- It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

- For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. (Too true!)

- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

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ghost2501
Sep. 6th, 2008 02:54 pm (UTC)
Ohh, these are awesome! I've been reciting the jokes from that site to my love for an hour now. :)

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