This symbol over my heart.
If you HAD to dye your hair any color what color would it be?
If you HAD to get a piercing (not ears) what would you get?
I'd run like fuck. No piercings for me! I haven't even gotten earring piercings yet.
If you HAD to change your name, what new name would you choose?
That is a very good question. I'm not sure. I'm fond of names and titles, but when it comes to finding an alternative legal name for myself, I am stumped. My current name (Tristan) is too masculine for me, and my preferred name of Fay is too feminine for my face.
The "WOULD YOU?" section:
Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
Both. But if it was a choice between one or the other, the first one, if it was mutual.
Would you move anywhere else if you could?
Only if Lilla would/could come with me.
If you were given the chance to go to Paris, would you go?
Probably not. It's so cliché. I'm not particularly enamored of France, anyway.
If you were given 100 billion dollars to keep, what would you do?
Pay off all my debts, get a driver's license and a solar car, buy a house, and never work again (but I'd still write and stuff and sell it). Oh, also I'd get lots of Goth clothes, some wigs, dye my hair pink, expand my wardrobe, get some good Mary Jane shoes, and get laser hair removal from my face, legs, chest, and belly. Also saline breast implants.
Let's say you had to eat a live tarantula for $1,000.
Tarantula hairs are sharp and pokey and get stuck in places. Besides, that's mean to the poor tarantula. I'm not into that Fear Factor shit.
Let's say you could star in any movie (made or in the works) what movie?
I really have no idea.
The "OTHER STUFF" section:
1) What makes your bedroom unique?
Aside from the weirderon radiation seeping into the walls? *Giggles* Seriously, though... I have a picture of Stephanie from LazyTown (that I printed) on my door, a picture I drew of Nahtahdjaiz (my Child Goddess of Children) on the door of my closet, and my room is a mess.
When was your last kiss?
Maybe a week or so, maybe a few days. I dunno.
Who did you last share a bed with?
I have never shared a bed with anyone. Well, there was this one night that Lilla and I slept in the same bed together. It was very cramped.
What's your favorite season of the year?
I don't have a favorite season. There's always something to complain about. Winter is too cold and rainy. Spring is too sunny and the weather is unpredictable. Summer is too hot. And Fall is the harbinger of Winter.
Do you like cheese?
Who doesn't like cheese? Well, except for the lactose intolerant, that is.
The "2008" section:
1) Any boyfriends/girlfriends?
Yes, 1 girlfriend. And a friend with benefits.
Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2008?
I'm not the same person from one minute to the next, so no.
Anything exciting happen this year?
Good exciting or bad exciting? Plenty of the latter, not so much of the former.
Have you been involved with the police this year?
No, I don't date men in uniforms. :-)
Are your best friends still your best friends?
What the fuck does THAT mean? o_O?
Got any tattoos or piercings this year?
No. Afraid of needles. They're just... Wrong. With a capital WRONG.
Had a haircut yet this year?
I am proud to say my hair has not been cut for at least a year.
Been in a hospital this year?
Nope. It's been years since I've been to a hospital.
Lost someone you cared about this year?
Been on a vacation this year?
What woke you up this morning?
My cell phone's alarm clock.
What is your current mood?
I feel okay.
What color shirt are you wearing?
Are you crazy?
I am quite sure they will say so.
What are you listening to?
The sound of the fan.
How long is your hair?
Shoulder length, maybe slightly longer.
What was the last thing you ate?
Tuna noodle casserole.
Are you happy right now?
What were you doing at 11:30 last night?
Probably on the Net, but heck if I can remember. If not on the Net, I may have been watching a DVD.
What are you doing tonight?
Being on the Net. Also working on a new constructed language.
What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
Something you have done today?
Finished writing an article about Semantic Magick.
Have you smiled recently?
Yup. I smile a lot around Lilla. She makes me laugh!
What are you wearing?
Black t-shirt with red writing that has an inverted pentagram and the words "Rebel Angel" on it. Also a black skirt with purple lace, and light pink panties.
What brand of body lotion do you use?
If it's lotion and it's cheap, I use it.
What color are your eyes?
Where were you when you heard about the World Trade center?
Do you like your phone?
Yeah. Be nice if it wasn't a Tracfone, though.
Last tv show you watched?
Star Trek: Voyager.
Do you ever keep arguing even when you know you’re wrong?
Do long distance relationships work?
If both people care enough to make it work, yes.
Whats your favorite girl scout cookies?
The mint chocolate ones.
Last time you took a nap?
Maybe a few days ago.
When was the last time you cried really hard?
Been weeks at least, maybe months.
Can you play guitar hero?
No. Not interested.
You prefer warm or cold weather?
In between. Cold if I have to pick one.
What do you currently smell like?
I smell human.
Last thing you bought?
Milk. Non food items: got white arm warmers and pink hair extensions from Hot Topic. (I had a birthday coupon.)
How was your last kiss?
It was okay.
What are you thinking about?
"Boy, this meme is long."
What was your favorite thing about today?
Working on my Semantic Magick article.
What do you currently want?
Too many things to name.
Would you rather be a priest or a drug dealer?
Priest. But not a Catholic priest.
How many states have you lived in?
Four: Nebraska, Iowa, Illinois, and Oregon.
Are you allergic to anything?
A couple childhood medicines that no one ever uses because everyone is allergic to them, dust, caffeine, possibly soybeans.
What did you do to get your first detention?
I'm doing good to remember that 1+1=2, I spaced out so much of school. You honestly expect me to remember something like that? I can't even recall a general ballpark figure of when I *had* any detentions. I know I've had some, but not many. I was generally very well behaved.
Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
Thinking... no. Been tempted to sometimes, never did.
How big of a role does religion play in your life?
Religion: none. Spirituality: a lot.
Is your bathroom clean?
We've been living here for months, and I cannot recall if it has been cleaned even once that entire time.
Who did you last share a taxi ride with?
Um... kengr. I had my last *two* taxi rides with her, in fact.
If you had a sex tape and someone offered you five million dollars to sell it to them, would you?
Depends on who I was with in the tape, if the other person consented too, how kinky the sex was, and... oh, let's face it, probably not.
How many cousins total do you have?
I have no clue whatsoever.
What were you doing at 1 this afternoon?
Did you get at least eight hours of sleep last night?
I think so. Slept from about 6:30 AM to around 4 PM. (Usually only sleep till 2 or 3.)
What's the last thing someone said to you?
I forgot what it was about 30 seconds after it was said.
How old will you be in 5 years?
Physically, 31. (Had to think about it for a moment, almost forgot I'm 26 now.) Mentally: ageless.
Who was the last person you hugged?
What song, if any, is stuck in your head at the moment?
None right now, thank Goddess. But I never know when one will come out of some dark crevass in my mind for no apparent reason to torment me.
Did you date anyone last summer?
Long distance relationship with Lilla. Not long distance anymore!
Name something you CANNOT wait for?
Humanity's mass enlightenment.
What does your last text message say?
I don't text often, I have no idea.
Who is the eighth text from on your phone?
See previous answer.
Is there anyone you trust who you shouldn't?
Hell if I know.
How is your memory when it comes to people you have previously met?
Pretty poor, unless they have either a unique face or I have some reason to remember them (Hey, there's the guy who puked on the floor last night!)
What makes up your heritage?
I am a human mutt.
Do you even care about Britney Spears and her mental ways?
Never have, never will. Don't understand why anyone cares.
How many serious relationships have you had?
Tell me about the last dream you had...
I can't remember it. But you can read about other dreams I've had.
When you think of the rainbow, what pops in your head?
Gay leprechauns. Literally, gay leprechauns crawl inside my head whenever I think of rainbows.
Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
For the sheer, unadulterated flying fuck of it.
Why did your last relationship fail?
My last relationship that failed was with a man living in Holland. Who was born there and had never left, and had no intentions to leave nor money with which to leave. Eventually, we just both realized it was pointless. We drifted apart, as well. (Pun not intended.)
What do you think of politics?
The Dada art movement declared "art is dead." I am a Mamaist, so I declare "Politics is dead." I am going to nominate a men's urinal for Oregon representative to the United States Senate.
Besides your mouth, where is your favorite spot to get kissed?
Ears. There's also another place I like to be kissed, but I don't think you want to hear about that. :-)
When was the last time you were so drunk you threw up?
The closest I have come to imbibing alcohol is beer-battered onion rings. I have never been drunk. Not even vaguely tipsy.
Ever have a sleepover with the opposite sex?
Oh that would be fun! Not yet.
If someone liked you right now would you want them to tell you?
Of course! I might like them, too!
Do you want someone you can't have?
Oh yes. Yes indeed.
How often do you see your ex?
I no longer see any of my ex's ever. Didn't want to lose contact with my first ex, didn't know my second long enough to care; my third was a bitch with a capital OHMYFUCKINGGODWHATAFUCKINGBITCH; my fourth and I just drifted apart.
Your heart is racing, who are you standing next to?
Right, like I'd ever admit that here.
Ever received a kinky text messages?
No, I don't really do texting. IMs are better.
You're able to go back in time and change one thing, what is it?
I'd put an Intel Pentium processor or a mini CD inside of a future geode just to confuse the hell out of people.
Does it matter if your bf/gf smokes?
If I had a bf or gf who smoked (and that is doubtful), I would demand they either take it far away from me or quit.
Do you get what you want?
Sure, if I focus my will on it hard and long enough.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
How was your weekend?
It was okay.
Night out or night in?
Who was the last person you called/texted to on the phone?
Where is your phone?
In my purse.
How many kids do you want to have?
I dunno. None right now. Nowhere near ready for kids. Still feel like a kid myself.
Do you hate your last boyfriend/girlfriend?
Not in the slightest. Why would I?
Are you jealous of anyone right now?
Jealousy is a stupid emotion that I do not understand.
Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
No, I would be laughing my ass off, because I would be the first genetic male to get pregnant. If it came to term, I would have to give it up for adoption, though.
Do you hate being alone?
Has anyone ever broken your heart?
Do you like competition?
If you were a reasonable age, would you prefer a baby boy or girl?
A girl. I wouldn't know WHAT to do with a boy.
Were you smiling when you woke up this morning?
No. Smiles don't come to my face unless I'm happy or laughing, and my mood when awakening is usually neutral.
What time did you go to sleep last night?
6 in the morning. I think.
Do you remember your dreams?
You see your guy or girl kissing someone else, you:
Watch, because it turns me on to watch. Besides, we have an open relationship.
What is the last thing that made you laugh?
My computer has been running so slow this last half an hour that it's taking literally 2 or 3 minutes to display anything I type. So I was going, "You can do it, you can do it My widdle widgeapidgeapoo poo, you're my good widdle boy, yes you are." :-) Seriously, I typed this whole paragraph, waited for two minutes, and then it started scrolling across the screen as if by magick.
What are you listening to?
The fan running.
How often do you go on myspace?
I have never been on MySpace, I never hope to be. And I can tell you anyhow, I'd rather drink some pee!
What is your favorite movie?
You mean I have to pick a favorite?
Last book you read for pleasure?
"Kiln People" by David Brin
How often do you watch tv?
I don't own a TV, but I do watch TV shows on DVD (my computer plays DVDs.)
Are you athletic?
No fucking way.
Last item of clothing/accessory bought?
White net arm warmers and pink hair extensions from Hot Topic.
When is your birthday?
July 1. Canada day!
What vacation destination would you like to visit?
Scotland, Canada, Australia (as long as I visited Australia by being in a giant clear plastic hamster ball the entire time, to avoid being the victim of poisonous creepy crawlies.)
Do you know someone named Stephanie?
For pretend, yes: Stephanie of LazyTown! (like my icon) For real? No. Not that I know of.
Have you ever peed in a pool?
Yes. Yes I have. Who hasn't?
Do you have any secrets?
What do you know? Who have you been talking to? Has the CIA put you up to this? (Puts new layer on hir tin-foil beanie cap.)
Do you have a big family?
Do you have any weird talents?
I can hum and whistle at the same time. My farts call dolphins and can be used in lieu of an ultrasound device. I can lay golden eggs that hatch into purple cheese monsters.
In one word, how would you define yourself?
Whats your favorite song at the moment?
At the moment? Probably The Pirate Song from LazyTown.
What is you favorite kind of ice cream?
Raspberry cheesecake ice cream!
What do you like to do in your free time?
Dick around on the internet. Write, read, masturbate, ponder the meaning of life; count the dust bunnies in my navel.
Do you get along with your parents?
What have you done today?
Finished my Semantic Magick article, came up with a fingernail polish cipher, started a new constructed language, bought milk at the grocery store and carted it home in a little carpetbag with wheels, invented a car that is fueled by cheese...
Why did you last get all dressed up?
For the sheer, unadulterated fuck of it.
What was the last thing you said out loud?
Telling my computer it was a good widdle boy.
Last time you saw your cousin?
It has been years.
Got a friend you can tell anything to that wont judge you?
Everything? Hmm... no. Close, though.
What phone do you have?
Something you really need?
Money. A better-paying job.
Have you ever been awake for 48 hours?
Do you like your first name?
It's okay, but it's just not me.
Do you regret doing something today?
Last time you got a ticket or traffic violation?
It's been years. And I don't drive anymore.
Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn't?
Do you think you're old?
Are you afraid of the dark?
Have you got a tan?
I'm whiter than Conan O'Brien, the parts that aren't freckled.
Are you happy with your marital status?
Have you told anyone you love them today?
I think so. If not, I'll say it here to all my friends: I love you!