I think I'll start out with something that happened while I was still living in Anita...
I was outside at night one night, dressed in a pretty dress and blouse. I used to have these night-time excursions because there was a door downstairs where I slept that went outside, and everyone else slept upstairs. I doubt I'll be able to do that anymore now, though. Gotta go through the living room and kitchen first, now.
Anyway, there I was outside enjoying the cool night air. The last time I had done this I had been nude, and had, erm... been playing/laying in the nearby creek. I love water, especially natural water out in the wild. So I was going to go over and sit on the shore with my legs in the water. Things had changed, though, since I had last been there. As I was going down (tricky business, as it's steep and rocky), these weird long grass things started attaching themselves to my legs and my dress. I started to struggle, and had to pull off some amazing gymnastics to do it, but I got out. When I got back in, I examined myself. I had scars from the attack of the killer grass. The scars are still there. Damned grass. *Kicks grass with metal shoes*