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Organic mayonaise

Just bought some organic mayo at Trader Joe's to try it. Tried it. Wanted to puke. It makes Miracle Whip taste good in comparison. (BLECH!) To me, at least. Any of my Portland area peeps want a jar of organic mayo that's been used once?

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kengr
Mar. 15th, 2008 11:48 am (UTC)
sorry, but I don't like mayo in the first place.

And for what it's worth, Miracle Whip is salad dressing (base) not mayo. It's not *supposed* to taste like mayo.

Instead, you can (for example) make Thousand island from it just by mixing in the right amount of catsup and relish. Or Blue Chees by mixing blue cheese crumbles. And so on.

fayanora
Mar. 16th, 2008 05:49 am (UTC)
Miracle Whip calls itself salad dressing, but it is not. It does not even vaguely resemble salad dressing. The radioactive cheese I dug out of my left nostril today bears more resemblance to salad dressing than Miracle Whip does. Miracle Whip is an abomination, it is an abberation. FIE UNTO THEE, MIRACLE WHIP! BEGONE, FOUL DEMON FROM THE 17TH PIT OF HELL!
kengr
Mar. 16th, 2008 07:07 am (UTC)
Just what do you think Salad Dressing *is*???

fayanora
Mar. 16th, 2008 07:22 am (UTC)
Kraft ranch dressing or something similar. Miracle Whip is too thick to be salad dressing. Its consistency is mayonaise-ish. It is the Anti-Mayo. It must be destroyed, before it kills us all!

*Runs away screaming, holding a dead squid on her head*
kengr
Mar. 16th, 2008 12:23 pm (UTC)
No, Miracle whip is an exact match for what restaurants that make their own dressing *start* with. To make ranch you add various things to it (I don't know what for sure because the one I worked at that did make its own didn't "do" ranch")

If a restaurant orders "salad dressing" (or more properly salad dressing base) they'll get a 5 gallon bucket of what you'd swear was Miracle Whip.

Mayonaise is a *sauce*, related to things like hollandaise sauce...


Edited at 2008-03-16 12:24 pm (UTC)
fayanora
Mar. 18th, 2008 06:31 am (UTC)
A restaurant that doesn't have ranch dressing? BLASPHEMOUS HEATHENS! *Rains fire and brimstone down on their establishment.*
kengr
Mar. 18th, 2008 07:04 am (UTC)
It was 1974, dear...
fayanora
Mar. 18th, 2008 07:26 am (UTC)
I have a time machine. :-)
sexperimental
Mar. 15th, 2008 01:51 pm (UTC)
Yuk, No Thanx.
Just gimme my Hellman's. Oh sorry, on the Left Coast that's Best Brands.
fayanora
Mar. 16th, 2008 05:50 am (UTC)
Yeah, that confused me for a while. It still does.
sexperimental
Mar. 17th, 2008 11:03 pm (UTC)
I had to double check. I thought after, that maybe Portland might have been Maine, but i see it is Oregon.
Amerika's Left Coast. When you look at a map, I live on the Right Coast, you're on the Left side of the page.

Best Brands owns Hellman's Mayo here. When I was out in your neck of the woods. I heard the "bring out the best brands and bring out the best" tv jingle and it was the same as the Hellman's commercial here. just the word "Hellman's" replaced "Best Brands".
fayanora
Mar. 18th, 2008 06:31 am (UTC)
I like the name Hellman's better.
fayanora
Mar. 18th, 2008 06:32 am (UTC)
BTW, I don't care much for your icon.
sexperimental
Mar. 18th, 2008 05:14 pm (UTC)
My poor eviscerated Lab Rat? Awwwww
That's how I felt for so many many many years. Gutted. Empty inside.
Rats are cool. My boy had quite a few as pets.

OK, I'll refrain from using it when I post in your hournal, UNLESS my reply has something to do with my gutted past!
fayanora
Mar. 20th, 2008 03:05 am (UTC)
Fair enough. :-)

Okay, now what's that one?
sexperimental
Mar. 20th, 2008 05:35 pm (UTC)
One of my alter ego's.
Yellow Hat - Cheech Wizard
T'was published Underground Comix in the 60s/70s by Vaughn Bodé. He drew beutiful little imp girls called Bodé Broads. Big Boobed, Slightly Chubby, Barely Dressed Cuties.
fayanora
Mar. 21st, 2008 07:12 am (UTC)
Ah. Looked like a red Smurf.
markxiii
Mar. 15th, 2008 03:40 pm (UTC)
craigs list!
Seriously. there is a radio station here that sends people on crazy craigs list freebie runs. they make them bring the stuff back to the station, then they give it away again. One time, used chinese food was on the list and I listened as the guy drove up, walked up to the ice chest on the porch, and found the stuff. LOL. ew.
fayanora
Mar. 16th, 2008 05:50 am (UTC)
Cool!
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