lillakat and I were talking earlier today and I made a joke about "greasing one's meat" which is, of course, a metaphor for male masturbation. She didn't get it, and I was trying to explain it. She finally got it, but didn't think it made sense. I told her that since the penis is a piece of meat and "greasing" is lubing it up, it made more sense than some of the other euphemisms, and I used "spanking the monkey" as an example. Then I had an evil image in my mind I just had to share, so I said, "Now I have this image in my head of some guy's furry penis shrieking and throwing feces at people it gets angry at."