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This was too awesome to not share

I said, over at wtf_humans in response to something posted by ysabetwordsmith=

Some definitions...

1. MONDOEPIC = More EPIC than The Illiad, The Odyssey, War And Peace, Lord of the Rings, and Star Wars combined, multiplied by ten thousand, taken to the 11,000th power, invested into a Certificate of Deposit at 12% interest for 20 years, cashed, invested on a stock that was doubling in value every other day, sold after a year of said doubling, spent on silver, the price of silver quadruples, sold at that high price, invested in ANOTHER Certificate of Deposit at 50% interest for 50 years, cashed, spent on gold, aliens steal 50% of Earth's gold and disappear into an alternate universe (none of MONDOEPIC's gold was stolen), price of gold increases thirtyfold as a result, gold sold to highest bidders at auction, highest bidders have to pay over the course of 10 years at 20% interest, and then those profits are taken to the power of twelve googol.

2. George W. Bush = MONDOEPIC FAIL


That was the entire post, but I will say the context is MONDOEPIC WIN.

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just_keep_still
Jan. 27th, 2008 06:35 am (UTC)
Harry Potter? Or is he more epic than the world?
fayanora
Jan. 28th, 2008 06:48 am (UTC)
DOH! Forgot that one.
just_keep_still
Jan. 28th, 2008 07:22 am (UTC)
I vote "more epic than the world" myself.
fayanora
Jan. 28th, 2008 08:46 am (UTC)
Seconded!
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