The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective (fayanora) wrote,
The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective
fayanora

Lotto Night

An observant Jew called Jacob finds himself in dire
trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in
serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he
decides to ask God for help.

He goes into the synagogue and begins to pray: "God,
please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't
get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well,
please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Jacob
goes back to the synagogue: "God, please let me win
the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm
going to lose my car as well."

Lotto night comes a second time and Jacob still has
no luck! Back to the synagogue again, Jacob asks: "My
God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business,
my house, my car and my wife and my children are
starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have
always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just
let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my
life back in order?"

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the
heavens open and Jacob is confronted by the voice of
God himself:

"JACOB, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE....BUY A LOTTO
TICKET."

ROTFLMAO!
---Fay
Tags: funny, jokes
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