November 23rd, 2019


Soda pop wars

"Soda pop wars" meme

Pepsi or Coca-Cola?
I don't like either Pepsi *or* Coke. I'm not really much of a soda pop fan, which is probably for the best given my low carb diet. Anyway, Pepsi tastes like chemicals, and Coke tastes like different chemicals.

Mountain Dew or Mello-Yello?
Neither. And they taste the exact same.

Dr Pepper or Pibb Xtra?
I don't know what Pibb Xtra is. Is it like Mr. Pibb? I like both Dr. Pepper *and* Mr. Pibb. But then, they taste exactly the same.

Sunkist or Fanta?
They're basically the exact same thing.

7-Up or Sprite?
Again, there's no taste difference.

Gatorade or Powerade?
Gatorade, but Powerade is okay.

Schweppes or Canada Dry ginger ale?
They taste the same, again.

A&W or Mugs root beer?
Neither. I hate root beer.

Great Value or Big K Soda?
Store brands are literally made in the exact same factories as the name brands are, and all store brands are made by the same name brand companies. It's a scam. They sell store brands so they can get money from poor people, and the name brands rip off the people with more money to waste on frivolus nonsense. If you think there's a taste difference between, say, Dr. Pepper and the store brand knockoff, you're fooling yourself, because they're the exact same thing.

Let the soda and drink wars begin?

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