November 18th, 2013

Steph hail satan

Hilarious dream last night

Had a hilarious dream last night. In it, I was walking along in a large crowd, out and about somewhere in a city. I appeared as I do in real life. Some guy coming up from behind me with a friend of his makes a comment about something on my purse, misgendering me as "he." I corrected him, telling him I am a 'she,' not a 'he.' He made some kind of sarcastic comment as I walk past him. At this, I stop, turn around, and grab his head on either side with both hands. Then, in this deep, gravelly, growly, inhuman voice, I say loud enough for everyone in the area to hear: "Accept my identity, humans, and you may remain human. If not," I pulled upward and ripped his head off, creating a shower of blood, causing chaos to erupt among the panicky humans, "If not, you will become a blood sacrifice to my lord and master SATAN!"

This was so hilarious to me that I woke up laughing, and had a hard time getting back to sleep, I was laughing and giggling so much.

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