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December 24th, 2010

Santa Claus is a time traveler.

Dear Santa,

Okay, the jig is up. I know your game. You're a time traveler. You have to be, it's the only logical explanation. You're from a post-scarcity future, and you wanted to improve the lot of us stuck in the past. I get it. I applaud your efforts, sir. Now, please give me my own fabrication device/3D Printer/replicator/whatever you future people call it, and any associated accessories I'll need for it. And a repairman for it. I promise to be a really good girl and not patent it before its time! And, well... I know it must be pretty lonely being Santa, so... so if you give me a fabber, I'll let you have your way with me. Shh, I won't tell Mrs. Claus if you don't.

Sincerely,
---Fayanora

Crossposted from http://fayanora.dreamwidth.org

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