March 24th, 2010

mourning

Writer's Block: Secret song

What's the most embarrassing CD or track in your music library? How often do you listen to it? Do you share it with your friends or keep it to yourself?
I like so many things I don't have anything that I would call embarassing. Though if I had to pick, I'd say my LazyTown music since there are some people offline I wouldn't tell about that, and because it's music for a kids show.
Steph laugh

Pay increase

Via the_terrible:

A maid asked for a pay increase.

The lady of the house was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

Wife: Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?
Maria: Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase: The first is that I iron better than you...
Wife: Who said you iron better than I?
Maria: Your husband said so.
Wife: Oh.
Maria: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you...
Wife: Nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than I?
Maria: Your husband did.
Wife: Oh...?
Maria: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Wife: [really furious now] Did my husband say that as well?!
Maria: No, Señora... the gardener did.
Wife: So how much do you want?