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March 13th, 2010

99 problems

Famous rap line: "I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one."

Hogwarts version: "I got 99 problems, but a witch ain't one."

Plenty of cortizone creme: "I got 99 problems, but an itch ain't one."

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride: "I got 99 problems, but a hitch ain't one."

Griffindor Seeker can't find the ball: "I got 99 problems, but a snitch ain't one."

Icy roads but my tires have chains: "I got 99 problems, but a ditch ain't one."

Plenty of needles, no thread: "I got 99 problems, but a stitch ain't one."

Abercrombie went solo: "I got 99 problems, but a Fitch ain't one."

Crappy Van Gogh ripoff got stolen: "I got 99 problems, but a kitsch ain't one."

Lost on some salt flats: "I got 99 problems, but a niche ain't one."

Baseball player lost both arms in an accident: "I got 99 problems, but a pitch ain't one."

Into BDSM, can't find someone who likes to be both a top and a bottom: "I got 99 problems, but a switch ain't one."

Using a Mac, not a PC: "I got 99 problems, but a glitch ain't one."

I'm a Jew: "I got 99 problems, but a flitch ain't one."

Cured of Tourette's: "I got 99 problems, but a twitch ain't one."

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