January 18th, 2010

weirderons

Writer's Block: R/evolutionary war

If humanity were to become extinct, do you think another animal species would evolve to take our place? What lessons do you think they'd learn from our successes and failures?
The dolphins and the penguins are already conspiring together to conquer the Earth. They're trying to enlist the help of the chimpanzees, since chimps have opposable thumbs. So far the negotiations aren't going well, since chimps like the taste of penguins and can't breathe underwater. But if their infernal triad ever works out, we should all tremble in fear! FEAR I SAY!!!