August 22nd, 2009

Dakota F. says eh?

Lilla is strange

Lilla occasionally has this weird habit of bathing with strange herbal things. The most recent one takes the cake, though. I don't know what it is, but it looks like wheat heads or fully-grown grass, but is a dark green - almost black. It was still there last I looked.

What's weirder is, whatever the green grass-like stuff is, she had some in her tea earlier.

Fun idea

I just had a fun idea. Let's play a game of listing "phrases that, in context, are fine, but out of context, are creepy." Like the phrase "Get 'em while they're young."

A little bird told you...

  • 17:54 @paper_hand Warehouse 13 is about a secret arm of the gov't that collects dangerous "artifacts" with magical properties. #
  • 18:47 7 awesomely strange things science can't explain: #
  • 19:28 @paper_hand I have a character who's a zombie & a lawyer, but he doesn't eat human brains, just animal brains. He fights for nonhuman rights #
  • 19:31 @EmperorNorton My condolences on the impending "death by angry cat" of your dog. #
  • 19:39 @paper_hand Sure, if by zombie you mean they're the undead, kind of rotting, and eat brains. Which is a far cry from the original zombies #
  • 20:06 "among humans, crazy is more contagious than any disease." - || AMEN! #
  • 20:12 Starting a new hashtag thread, #EMYDWS aka Error Messages You Don't Wanna See. #
  • 20:13 "Windows has decided it doesn't like you. It is now downloading child porn and has called the police." #EMYDWS #
  • 20:17 Why you don't want Microsoft to run the Transporters: #
  • 20:45 @mactonnies Only if you're comparing it to the face of a freakishly mutated human. #
  • 20:47 "Windows error: Reality.exe is non-responsive. Rebooting." #EMYDWS #
  • 21:06 @Trilobitten To say that the Right is looney tunes would be a grave insult to Bugs and pals. #
  • 21:10 @mactonnies *Gags* *coughs* *vomits* What a horrendous idea! #
  • 21:39 @paper_hand This is the FBI. You are now under arrest for thought crimes. Please hand over your brain now. #
  • 22:25 @jephjacques Be careful so it doesn't kill you first! #
  • 00:24 Mexico legalizes posession of small amounts of drugs: #
  • 00:35 "it's not whole. It may look whole, but really it's literally full of shit. DO NOT RE-EAT POOP CORN!" #
  • 00:38 People who aren't hugged & cuddled as kids grow up to be violent. #
  • 00:50 RT @yeoldgldnaplprs God, on the nature of Rapture: "The righteous shot up to Heaven? Ha! Try 'the really annoying drop dead.' " #
  • 00:50 RT @yeoldgldnaplprs God reveals Glenn Beck, birthers, ppl who use His name to justify hatred will "be the first ones to die" come Rapture. #
  • 00:55 Homeopathy is just DILUTED WATER. Anyone who thinks this is a magical cure for anything other than dehydration is an idiot. #epicfail #
  • 00:57 "God Thinks" by Voltaire is the perfect song for all this health care idiocy & birther fail. #
  • 01:00 Yahoo, Microsoft, & Amazon are trying to block Google Books. They can just go fuck themselves. With broken glass. #
  • 01:28 Fox News is where news goes to die. #
  • 01:32 I think the Republican Party should change its mascot to Cthulhu. Elephants are too gentle to be Republicans. #
  • 02:33 Some say there is no God because there is suffering. But how would we ever learn anything if God made everything perfect all the time? #
  • 02:35 Twitter sure is dead tonight. #
  • 02:49 This movie sounds and looks pretty awesome: #avatar2009 #
  • 03:13 @EmperorNorton That's another case of "You looked better *before* cosmetic surgery!" #
  • 04:38 39% of voters think government should stay out of Medicare. Stupidity really should be painful. #
  • 05:29 *Crickets chirping* No one on... #
  • 06:08 It's impossible to have a true debate when your opponent has all the facts wrong. Republicans = stupid. #hcr #fact #
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Found free stuff!

I was walking over to kengr's apartment today, taking an unusual route to get there, and halfway there I spotted a box marked "Free." I looked inside, and there were a bunch of DVDs and books. The DVDs seem to be practically brand new, and nary a scratch on them. Here's a list of the DVDs:

1. "A Series of Unfortunate Events"
2. "South Pacific"
3. "Shrek"
4. "Shrek 3D"
5. "Art in the 21st century, season 4" (PBS home video)
6. "A Path To Happiness" (with the Dalai Lama)
7. A film in French with English subtitles called "A Very Long Engagement."

The books I took:

1. "It's A Magical World," a Calvin and Hobbes collection
2. "The Berenstein Bears Forget Their Manners"
3. "Pippi Longstocking"
4. A Wishbone classics version of "A Journey to the Center of the Earth."
5. "Peterson First Guides: Insects"
6. "Prankster," a book of pranks

Spaceship meme

LiveJournal Username
Spaceship Name
Spaceship Size
How is the spaceship piloted?
How is the spaceship powered?
What's the upholstery like on the seats?
How do you see outside the spaceship?
What's the spaceship's primary purpose?
What's the Captain's catchphrase?
Main Weapon System:Antimatter Beam
Main Defensive System:Reactive Armor Plating
Chance of catastrophic failure at critical moments
Voice of the ship's computer:gngr
Finds mandatory uniform unflattering:the_vulture
Looks sexy in mandatory uniform:hobgob
Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform:littlegirl_l0st
Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker:jrfrench
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