April 22nd, 2009


A little bird told you...

  • 17:49 @paper_hand Tell us something we don't already know, like "Glen Beck is also insane!" ;-) #
  • 17:52 I missed that the first time around! RT @paper_hand Alt strip in today's QC is good ^_^ #
  • 17:52 (QC is, of course, www.questionablecontent.net) #
  • 17:54 RT @TelarusKSC img260.imageshack.us/img260/7956/tomlinson.gif #
  • 17:55 @Paper_Hand Dandylions are just dandy! #
  • 17:58 RT @stonemirror: Book returned to library 145 years overdue adjix.com/qtq7 #
  • 17:59 RT: @rainbow_goddess: "I'm tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!" TV edit of Snakes on a Plane. LOL. #
  • 18:00 RT @paper_hand Scarlet Johannsen is a clone! tinyurl.com/cz6p5r ^_^ #
  • 18:03 @paper_hand He may be Right but he's not right! #
  • 18:41 @paper_hand If Glen Beck is the best that invading aliens have to send us, then I'm not worried; we'll kick their asses without a sweat! #
  • 18:50 This is a hilarious song! tinyurl.com/ct583a #
  • 19:39 @beautifulpyre I dunno where you are, but here it's too hot for a hot shower. Give me a nice cold shower instead! #
  • 19:50 New cell phone runs on kinetic energy and is foldable: tinyurl.com/d37c4s #
  • 20:01 @grantimahara Ooooh, a Gorn cannon would be awesome! #gorncannon #
  • 20:26 NSFW pic; Dorothy Gale being naughty: img520.imageshack.us/img520/1626/1239108652612.jpg Thanks @Paper_Hand! #
  • 21:27 Announcer voice: "Dinosaurs... IN SPAAAACE!" qcjeph.livejournal.com/103272.html #
  • 21:33 Why parents swear by ineffective autism treatments: www.slate.com/id/2215076 #
  • 21:34 Top 25 censored stories in the US: tinyurl.com/7vr4ut #
  • 23:03 Isn't this cool? Stargate Wedding Cake: tinyurl.com/cl2383 #
  • 23:49 @paper_hand Yes, I live to keep people awake all hours of the night. MWAH HA HA HA HA! #
  • 00:32 This groovy song by Creature Feature teaches what to do in case of a zombie attack: tinyurl.com/dygndy #
  • 01:56 6 writers who accidentally made masterpieces: tinyurl.com/c6quat #
  • 01:59 I especially love how "Alice In Wonderland" was "something a guy made up off the top of his head to please his 10-year-old girlfriend." #
  • 01:59 I have such a crush on Lewis Carroll. #
  • 02:21 This picture is made of Win: tinyurl.com/dnbg9r #
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Old joke made new

There's an oooooold Hungarian joke from back when they still had aristocrats (dukes and stuff) that Lilla refurbished into a Bush joke. I'm sure I've mangled it, but here's my attempt to remember it:

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are walking along and Bush stops. Cheney, curious what made Bush stop, says, "What's going on?" Bush bends down and picks something up, sniffs it, and takes a bite. "Tastes awful," he says. Cheney says "What was that?" Bush says, "I don't know, but I'm glad I didn't step in it!"