March 5th, 2008

mourning

I have decided.

I have decided I am not voting for Hilary Clinton. She fights dirty. If she gets the Democratic nomination, I'm putting in a write-in vote for Barack Obama. Who's with me?
Group Intellect

Corporally punishing one's higher-order tree-dwelling primate

lillakat and I were talking earlier today and I made a joke about "greasing one's meat" which is, of course, a metaphor for male masturbation. She didn't get it, and I was trying to explain it. She finally got it, but didn't think it made sense. I told her that since the penis is a piece of meat and "greasing" is lubing it up, it made more sense than some of the other euphemisms, and I used "spanking the monkey" as an example. Then I had an evil image in my mind I just had to share, so I said, "Now I have this image in my head of some guy's furry penis shrieking and throwing feces at people it gets angry at."

My mind is so bizarre. :-)
weirderons

My shiny new icon!

See my shiny new icon! It's not as long or fancy as I would have liked, but I had to keep it under 40 K.

If any of y'all want a copy of your very own, let me know and I will make one for you that says your element, like for example gingerium, kengranium, or so on.